Could O.J Simpson have been a great boxer ?

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  1. BOSS

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    This is a serious thread. Do not troll in this thread. Only serious boxing experts please. Anyway O.J had a lot of going for him to be a successful boxer.

    He was black (Older posters will remember that this used to be a good thing back in 80's and 90's)
    He obviously had the killer instinct
    He had best defense known to man
    It's not like he never put on gloves before
    He wasn't afraid to get down and dirty

    What else ?

    Discuss.
     
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    Hard to say. He had the athletic talent no doubt. He could arguably slash in and out quicker than a prime Mike Tyson.
     
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    The Onion Century Book:

    "Buffalo Bills' O.J. Simpson mercilessly slashes through defenders for 273 yards"
     
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    Oh I forgot a HUGE one he was a professional football player. That means he would have been as great as Mike Tyson if he chose to do boxing instead of football. Those damn Klitschkos don't know how lucky they are.
     
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    Perhaps, but it Klitschko was around with Nicole the unknown assailant(s) wouldn't have murdered his wife.
     
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    Did you get the latest "Book of known knowledge" (or something like that)
     
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    It saddens me that the true killer(s) (Who was/were 100% white) are/is still out there enjoying life and laughing their/his/hers ass/es off as the white man tried to frame poor O.J
     
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    Not Sure about OJ, but JFK Would've Been a HORRIBLE Boxer...Couldn't Withstand a Shot to the Head....




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    i think roman polanski would be an excellent boxing prospect. he would rise through the ranks taking advantage of inexperienced opposition.
     
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    Michael Jackson would have been great too. He had some great foot work. But he was skinny as fuck. What was he 105 pounds soaking wet ? I guess he could have fought those tiny midget 105 pound straw weights. I can already see him knocking them out with uppercuts on the inside. Because when facing off with little men nobody could get inside like Michael..
     
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    of course
     
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    He would have probably given the likes of Audley Harrison a good fight.
     
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    How good is it? Worth the purchase?
     
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    it's not as good as "Our Dumb World" but it is definitely funny... I'd recommend it to Onion fans
     
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    The problem is his inability to concentrate.
     
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    what a load of pulp
     
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    he would get KTFO

    juice saying
     
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    I disagree, I think he would have had the skills to pay the Bills

    Orange you going to agree?
     

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