Could you take Floyd Mayweather Jr in a street fight?

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  1. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    You think that backfoot check-hook cautious sh*t would help him on the street if you were to throw down with him? Would you go for a takedown and a choke? How do you see your chances against the 5'8, 147lb man on the street, no rules?
     
  2. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    :doh: Cheap shots and sneak attacks aside, I doubt there's ANYBODY here who would stand a chance. Certainly nobody under 210 need apply. His style isn't particularly suited to the street but he could rattle off about 5 shots before anybody here knew they were even in a fight.
     
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  3. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Orion could have. He's not your ordinary man. Oh and Esk could have also. If he can take Tito, he can certainly take Floyd.
     
  4. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I would jab and move my way to a comfortable decision over PBF in a street fight
     
  5. TKO

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    Whats all this street fight BS, I'd take him out in the ring Believe dat...:cool:
     
  6. Orthodox Crusader

    Orthodox Crusader "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I could take him to the John when he was 3.
     
  7. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    if u tried u would get smashed by a hired goon or a hanger-on

    mayweather aint about to fuck up his money to teach some e-panzy a lesson
     
  8. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    Before you got near enough to even think about executing either, you'd be on your back, knocking out Zzzzzzz's

    :nono:
     
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    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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  10. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    How about Floyd vs David 'Tank' Abbot in a street fight. What happens there?
     
  11. winner by choke

    winner by choke Undisputed Champion

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    Floyd's crew would brutalize anyone in the world...they are about 15-20 deep with some big dudes...

    However I am a little bit lighter than him but taller and if i got a hold of him he wouldn't be in good shape...

    Aww fuck it, I'd get pummeled. Too much athleticism.

    However in any type of wrestling, or jiu jitsu id smoke him. Not that that counts for anything at all.
     
  12. Erratic

    Erratic "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I don't think I'd fare too well against any professional boxer in a fight.
     
  13. Mean Mr Mustard

    Mean Mr Mustard "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Even if you were sober or you'd had a bottle of vodka inside you, as soon as you felt the 10th punch in 5 seconds, you'd back off instantly and join The Official 'street-fighting-a-professional-boxer-is-not-a-good-idea' Club.
     
  14. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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  15. Mean Mr Mustard

    Mean Mr Mustard "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    My thoughts exactly.
     
  16. Erratic

    Erratic "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I'd take Riddick Bowe's crew back in the 90s over Floyd Mayweather's entourage.
     
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    winner by choke Undisputed Champion

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    i meant any one person
     
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    michaelmeyers Leap-Amateur

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    man, you really like gulping his semen, don't you?
     
  19. michaelmeyers

    michaelmeyers Leap-Amateur

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    take em' to buttfuck you?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Thats right. He would hit him with the Roy Jones left hook that Jack Mosley asked Shane to throw at Oscar in their 2nd fight..
     
  23. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    Hanzy.. you know that most likely if someone is big and stronger AND knows what they are doing.. Floyd is NOT going to be able to just KO them.. he is going to get tackled and taken down

    I doubt FLoyd has ANY takedown defense.. he is a boxer..

    honestly.. and people will prolly think this is crazy but I'd sodomize him.. he is just WAY WAY WAY too small and if I'm bull rushing him he is going down
     
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    Tyler Durden WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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  25. Double L

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    i doubt he could hurt me
     
  26. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    What makes this thread so ridiculous.......Floyd fighting :laughing:
     
  27. Double L

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    i'd probably resort to leg kicks.
     
  28. His_Royness

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    retarded people are painfree?
     
  29. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    naw that opiate induced coma numbs the pain for him.
     
  30. Double L

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    no. but insulting azz-holes end up in the ditch.
     

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