DOLLY PARTON ONCE SAID:

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  1. Irish

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    ".....Me and a {certain actor} only got two things in common. We both got ______________ and we both ... ________"

    Who was the actor and what there the two things she claimed to have in common with him?

    Don't cheat that ruins it you fucks.
     
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    Marlon Brando

    Big Tits and Fuck

    May also apply to Orson Welles, John Candy or Chris Farley
     
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    I know nothing about Dolly Parton except that she used to flaunt THE most epic boobs in Country music.
     
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    REED Vividly Recalls Watching "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" EXPECTING to See Full Frontal (Nude) Dolly Parton:freaked:...

    Though Only 11-12ish @ the Time, REED had Already Seen Some "Emmanuelle" Flicks, the Bo Derek "Tarzan" Film, "Porky's" and Other Soft-Pornish Movies on Cinemax By Then...

    Needless to Say, it was the 1st, but Certainly NOT the Last Time a Whore Disappointed REED...

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    REED:FU1:
     
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    Did BR tap that or what?
     
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    REED was Tooooooooooooo YOUNG @ the Time to Know for Sure, but Even @ 11-12, it was OBVIOUS Burt Reynolds was a Certified PIMP w/the Ladies...

    No Way in Hell Would he Allow a Quality Piece of Ass Like Dolly Parton to Cross His Path w/Out Putting Forth a VALIANT Effort @ the Very Least...

    Reynolds was Probably THE Biggest Star in Hollywood @ the Time as Well, So REED Would Guess There's an 80-85% Chance He Hit That...





    REED:Hump
     
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    That was a PG film. What you were expecting?BP The classification was changed to R later for home video, just like it happened to Enter The Dragon.
     
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    REED Saw it on Cable TV, Not in Theaters. He was a Pre-Teen @ the Time.

    Was Definitely R-Rated By the Time REED Saw It, As Were the Emmanuelle, Tarzan and Porky’s Flicks REED Referenced.






    REED:Hammer
     
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    "Beastmaster" and "The Bounty" were also rated PG, but there was titties all over the place in those movies. Times have changed.

    Titties are out, and beheadings and amputations are in.
     
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    Often overlooked is the fact that Dolly is a good musician and can sing her head off ... she earned her fame with legit talent
     
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    True, But that EPIC Rack Damn Sure DIDN'T Hurt @ All...





    REED:Bravo:
     
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    Im about 99% sure that photo is fake
     
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    Thing Is, REED’s MUCH More Intrigued By The 1% Chance It’s Real, KillJoy!




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    :Jest:
     
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    You said head.
     
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    Didn’t Dolly have implants?
     
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    yup
     
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    They say blondes have more fun and I’m certain blondes with double d’s have double d fun but I wonder if it outweighs all the unwanted sexual harassment.
     
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    Get your dick out of your hand and make it a full 100% lol
     
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    ".....Me and a {BURT REYNOLDS} only got two things in common. We both go BIG CHESTS and we both WEAR WIGS"
     
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    It’d probably be easier to list the Hollywood women Burt DIDN’T bang back then.
     
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    Wasnt burt with that Dolly Parton wanabe Loni Anderson? She wasnt too bad, but more slutty than pretty.

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    Great song.
    Greater at 33rpm:

     
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    Sounds a bit weird but it works

    she wrote that about a bank teller that was flirting with her husband
     
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    Yup. My kind of hoe.
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