Favorite all time boxing quote

by a fighter, commentator, whatever..


For me there are a few

-"I'll eat your asshole alive" -Mike Tyson talking to that reporter ::

-"all he has to do is close his eyes and punch down" - Big George talking about a taller fighter vs the shorter fighter

-THIS MAN IS GONNA END UP IN A PINE BOX" - Big George again reffering to Holy during a fight.. also stood up and yelled "STOP THE FIGHT!!!" to the ref::

 

"How dare he challenge me(or you?) with his primitive skills?"-Mike Tyson

"60/40 and you get your ass knocked out"-Roy Jones Jr. to Bernard Hopkins

"I just stepped around him and let the referee do his job"-Glen Johnson to Larry Merchant after his KTFO of RJJ

 

"I'll moida the bum!" --Two Ton Tony Galento about Joe Louis.

 

any of the 100000000 classic tyson quotes

 

"Any excuses tonight Roy?" - Tarver


That shit was classic especially with the outcome of that fight ::

 

"That's it! That's All! And WE have a new ERA in boxing!"

After Mike Tyson KTFO Trevor Berbick (can you believe that was over 20 years ago :eeeek: )

"Ellis will do what? Man if James Ellis dreams he beat me he better wake up and apologize!" - Ali

"He can run but he can't hide" - Joe Louis

 

you know.. as I think of my fav ones, Ali doesn't come into play cuz for me he is like without doubt the best.. it's almost like it's not fair to put his in..

then again Tyson has been saying great stuff for years.. I loved how he was yelling at that "look at you scared.. scared of the real man, faggot.. " then he'd say "I'll fuck you till you love me faggot"

that might be the single best line ever::

no offense to any gays.. I have no problem with you guys.. I was jut posted what MIKE said

 

"Three Gol' medaaaal...three gol' medaaaaaal....ok" - Tito

:notallthere:

 

"One Klitschko for lunch....Yo bring his brother on too, I'll have his brother for lunch!" -Lewis post-fight Merchant interview after Vitali fight.

 

Prayer's good. Left hook to the body is usually better" - Jim Lampley in some fight.

Funny line which also includes great wisdom.

Also the exchange between Frazier and Ali was awesome

Frazier: How's your wife and my kids doing?
Ali: You calling my kids ugly??

 

"My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart, I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah"

"These fellas, how dare them challenge me with their primitive skills? They're just as good as dead"- Mike Tyson

"I'm going to wrap Mike Tyson in a cocoon of horror"- Peter McNeeley

"Tell Felix Trinidad and his father to stop pussyfooting with the dick. If they want to get fucked all they need to do is knock on the door and they'll get their shot. Trinidad didn't just get beat he got knocked out…and I know his father doesn't like to hear these words, but if his son wants to become a champion at middleweight he needs to see me…I came at him the same way he came at Oscar by telling them to switch the names and we have a fight, and I kicked that ass without controversy. He wanted Oscar De La Hoya to do something he wasn't willing to do with me, so that should show you how stupid and scared they are…I love sticking it to them, because all that you need to ask him is, Did Bernard Hopkins kick your son’s ass? Shit, his son probably kicked his ass when they got home for putting him in there with that kind of animal. What Trinidad Sr. did to his son is considered child abuse in some states. Trinidad's father should have been institutionalized for putting his son in there with me. Every time he brings my name up he needs to look at that tape to know what kind of man and what kind of athlete Bernard Hopkins is. The only thing I haven't figured out yet is who regrets it more, Trinidad, Trinidad Sr. or Don King?

 

'You're sweet.....I'm gonna make you kiss me with those big lips of yours':laughing:

 

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LOL...Strange you bring that one up, I was just saying that to myself in the kitchen making lunch. 'Twee Gol' medu', twee gol' medu'!':clap:

Tito seems even dumber outside the ring than out.::

 

:: it is so obvious Tyson was gay

 

:bears: :bears: :bears:

 

"Down goes Frazier!!! Down goes Frazier!!" - Howard Cosell (Foreman-Frazier, '73)

"He screamed like a little girl...oww....oww!" - Mike Tyson (Tyson-Biggs, '88)

"Let's party" - Randall 'Tex' Cobb (to Larry Holmes) at the end of a 15 one-way-beating (Holmes-Cobb, '82)

"Gerald quit like a dog" - Don King (Benn-McClellan, '95)

 

Perhaps the most overrated quote ever.

My faves are the Tyson big lips girlfriend one ::

Also Tyson - on the same opponent - claiming he was trying to drive his nosebone through his brain ::

And Duran - on hearing that Lampkin was taken to the hospital on a stretcher - "If I would have trained properly, he would be heading to the morgue".

Bernard Hopkins on Keith Holmes - "He wears turtleneck shorts".

 

I thought the big lips thing was about Ruddock and nose to brain about Ferguson

 

One of the worst:
"Oh wow - he was a real tough customer" - Oscar De la Hoya in an incredibly GAY voice to Larry Merchant after a fight with whoever.

 

Hahahahaha, I think I remember that. Looking at larry with his cheesy little smile and a gay twinkle in his eye, in his gay high pitched voice "Oh, he was a real tough customer" (grin grin grin, twinkle twinkle).

Who was the opponent?

 

The big lips thing was definitely Ruddock, but I thought the nosebone thing was too?

 

Think it was someone like Mayorga?

 

I was thinking mayo too.

 

Nope. And I don't think it was Ferguson either, I believe is was Jose Ribalta.

 

"i love having sex with men" -- Manny Steward

 

what was it that oscar said about having a "personal problem in there" it made some of us think maybe he shit himself:: ::

or the one George said something about Tito being imtimated of DLH's shoulders::

 

"I Been Thru HUMILIATION, DEGRADATION, INCARCERATION & Any Other T-I-O-N that's Negative" - Tyson


"I'm Not Really Sure what this Degree is for, but Looking @ All these Pretty Women Here, I Hope it's in GYNECOLOGY" - Tyson Upon Receiving an Honorary Degree


"I Been thru the DeLa Hoya Era, I Been thru the Tito Trinidad Era, I Been Thru the Sugar Shane Era, I Been Thru ALL the Era's!!!" - Roy Jones




REED

 

:bears: :bears: ::

 

I don't remember the quote word by word, but it was something like...

And also....

TFK