Great thread brother Neil In this one I think I'll go with fedor but I'd give Nikolai a shot he was a big strong dude...he might just land a " RUSSIAN sickle"
I think Kamala would splash both of them at once and then take his time mounting them before knocking them out cold Then he would spoon some shit of Emilianenko's ass and rub it on Volkov's lips and put the spoon in Volkov's hand Then he would quietly leave Volkov and Emilianenko would wake up, see all the shit and be like "the fuck???"