FightBeat Post Fight analysis - Martinez vs Chavez

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  1. Punk

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    Martinez completely pimped Chavez out like a cheap Mexican prostitute,

    :lol: I like it!
     
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    Haymaker WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    he pounced on Martinez like a tiger in the night (a small female tiger, but a tiger nonetheless), :l2:
     
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    Instead of a final, brutal, conclusive “tiger pounce” with all guns blazing, Chavez could only manage a “jellyfish wheeze”
     
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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    “Throw punches you idiot” was the cry from the FightBeat executive penthouse lounge for 11.5 rounds....
     
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  6. Haymaker

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    who wrote that gem?
     
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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    Like it on Facebook bitches!
     
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    Me and 10 beers.
     
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    finishing up with a powerful flurry to knock the attractive metrosexual Martinez to the canvas. :laughing:
     
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    :lol: :lol:
     
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    Excellent work, Punk.
     
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    That is the most funny boxing report ever on the history of the internet. :l2:
     
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    REED:bears:
     
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    did Martinez get knocked down once or twice? I only remember once, but everyone is reporting that he was kd'd twice.
     
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    2nd knockdown was a push preceded by a headbutt from Chumpez Jr. It wasn't scored as KD, but a slip.
     
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    Correct version: That is the funniest boxing report ever in the history of the Internet.
     
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    That was the quality line in an otherwise flimsy article.
     
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    Surprised that no one picked up on the "Evita" reference in the article.
     
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    I prefer the "jellyfish wheeze" comment.
     
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    Just watched the fights: HBO commentator ' it's a brain mismatch'

    Chavez got schooled brilliant performance by Martinez. No need for a re-match.
     
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    go fuck yourselF, faggoT
     
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    Mike don't know what he's chattin' 'bout
     
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    Shocking
     
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    Attractive metrosexual was easily the best part anyway. mikE has bullshit coming out of every pore on his retardeD body.
     
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    Great job Punk! :bears:


    Maybe we need to add a tagline to the FightBeat logo: "Unconventional analysis of the fight game."

    Make it a creative writing outlet. Kind of like what "Grantland" is for "ESPN.com".


    Our writers may need to make up some pseudonyms for themselves however. :stir:
     
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    Agreed.
     
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    "Chavez Jr. Almost Pulls Out..........."

    By

    Happy Funtime Excellent Reporter Guy



    :pray:
     
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    I didn't know who wrote the article when I made my comment.
    I'm not a buttkissing puss like most of you, particularly the ones who are coming to Punk's defense.
    And calling the article 'flimsy' isn't exacty a harsh criticism, but you hand-holders are like pavlovian bitches.

    Every line doesn't have to be clever or funny. Punk tried too hard, imo.
    The people who disagreed with me, fine. No problem with that.
     
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    mikE is just so tough and koo.
     
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  30. mikE

    mikE "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Yeah, and you're not. yee haw.
     
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