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There's nothing funny about anything Tyson says to be honest. People are basically laughing AT HIM while he's unintentionally making a fool of himself. It's what led to him having so many issues with self esteem all his life.:dunno: Mix that in with how he was taken advantage of by the people around him, had most of his money stolen, etc. The guy is just a sad f*cking story! There's absolutely nothing funny whatsoever about him. And he sure isn't trying to be funny either.
Tyson's career was a disaster. 3 good years, most of his money stolen, in and out of prison.... Dude should've had a good 6-7 years reigning as world champ and sitting on at least half a billion in his bank account right now. BTW, anybody know anything about the story where 10 million was missing from his bank account when he was about to divorce Robyn Givens? Was that actually true?
My favorites were "I broke my BACK" & " I guess part of the plan is the puncture Floyd Mayweather's ear drums"
Tyson's gay ass was ducking Lennox for years. And then he quits like a bitch after the first round instead of attacking.
I'd say lenmoxs gay ass ducked Tyson for almost ten years and only took a fight when everyone knew Tyson was no longer a fighter
Didn't stop your ass and all the other Tyson gay lovers from talking sh*t for years. Tyson feasted on handpicked bums for too long and he folded when somebody didn't collapse like a cunt. Look at his sh*t with Holyfield.:: All those bums he fought like Seldon, Bruno, Mathis and sh*t who took dives for him. Seldon fight was the absolute worse example ever of a guy who quit. The more you actually watch and read about Tyson, the more you actually can see that he was an insecure bitch who tried to bully guys and couldn't take it when dudes stood up to him. Reminds me of that other guy Brock Lesnar who also got f*cked up like a bitch when he tried to bully Cain Velasquez. Hate bullies! They're all a bunch of cunts deep down.
Funny take on things.. I see Tyson as a young kid who had nothing and came up DOMINATING grown men...
Tyson could read and write but never looked over his own contracts. He was giving John Horne and Rory Holloway 20% of his earnings for doing f*ck all! And he was giving Don King 50%. Tyson was a dumb f*ck. As good a boxer as he was in his day, he was just too stupid a person to even be respected at all. When his kids grow up and understand more about him, they're gonna spit on him. He won't ever get their respect when they see their old man as a guy who didn't hold himself accountable for his own actions and allowed himself to get raped by others around him. Just as long as he got his drug fix, he was fine.:: A guy who could've retired on like almost a billion dollars (he was worth that much seeing how big a draw he was) and he ends up with almost nothing. I liked the other sh*t about him where he gives out his credit card to his hangers on and letting them buy sh*t. Also paying tens or even hundreds of thousands for gardening and some white tigers as pets and sh*t. LOL!
The Sedreck Fields one is fucking hysterical The "Balls" thing with Ray Torres also happened during one of Barrera's fights 'PUT THE ICE ON HIS BALLS!!! ON HIS BALLS!!" Also, I'm pretty sure Torres was censoring the Mayorga thing with "That black guy hits hard" ... I think it was something a bit more derogatory
anybody can be nobody but not everybody can be somebody. if you were blessed with the opportunity to have sexual intercourse with more than a mere 3 ugly women in your lifetime and be able to defend yourself against armless retards, perhaps you'd have a different outlook on this thing called life. then again its give and take, you probably would be less skilled at perusing ghey pronography websites for cut and pasting homoerotic fantasies.
20% to Horne and Holloway, 40-50% to King, extravagant purchases including half a million in gardening expenses and hundreds of thousands for keeping several white tigers.... Funny sh*t! Should go into the Guinness Book for dumbest motherf*cker on the planet.::
They missed the funniest part of that clip. Tyson says it was "Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinal."
