"He lost because of the......"

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  1. Punk

    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    Secondsout posters know that Joppy "lost because of the ring" when fighting Trinidad. Delahoya "lost because of the oysters" :lol: How about the other "lost because of the......" excuses?

    I have a new one - "Mosley lost because of the hernia"

     
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  2. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    My memory could be playing tricks on me... but I don't think Taylor was even his last fight before Forrest. I believe he fought Stone in between?
     
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  3. Jake

    Jake WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    yep. Stone was the infamous "So What?" fight.

    It's confirmed. Shane is shot AND LOK is picking him to win. Bet Cupey's entire Menudo collection on Cotto.
     
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  4. Hex-One

    Hex-One "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    That was a classic! :bears:
     
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    Manny lost because of cheap socks.

    That will forever be an all-time classic. :lol:
     
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    TFK WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Holyfield\Czyz

    It's my back!

    Uh...I mean it's my eyes!

    TFK
     
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    Mike Tyson lost to Evander Holyfield because of Evan's massive use of steroids.

    Holyfield lost to Michael Moorer and the Riddick Bowe rubber match because of HGH-itis.
     
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  9. Xplosive

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    Surprised none yet has mentioned one of the most infamous ones.

    Tito lost because of 9/11.
     
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    tito lost (to winky) because of the hair.
     
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  11. Double L

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    mosley lost to forrest because of the head-butt.
     
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    That shit is true bro. I have scientific proof! hahahahahah

    Cupey
     
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  13. pug

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    Cupey lost because Tito's pubic hair was in his eyes:lol:
     
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    pug lost because of Reeno's dick in his mouh
     
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  15. pug

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    Cupey lost because he doesnt know how to write or spell.
    And not only do you blow Reeno you also start a weekly thread here and tell the public how it went and how his stats are :lol:
     
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    Pug lost because he can't figure out how to make a podcast, so Reeno bangs him everynight up the tail pipe. Of course pug like it so he'll never have a radio show :lol:
     
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