Holyfield vs Mitt Romney

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  1. Punk

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    Good god
     
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    Does this effect holyfields hall of fame eligibility?
     
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    You got something against Charity work?
     
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    I've got something against the spectacle of this heroic sportsman engaging in degrading horseshit that makes a mockery of his career
     
  6. Anthony

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    It's charity. How is it degrading? It's a wonderful cause.
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Holyfield should go at him FOR REAL!!!!

    This will be sooo bad...Holyfield just stand there smiling, faking throwing girly punches at Romney...Romney moving around like only an old white man can do, he has depends on just incase he poop his pants being so close to a black person...who isn't a 2 year old adopted granchild...
     
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    you never seen a charity boxing match before? It's all just one big show.
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Sure I have...is Romney going to wear daisy duke trunks with the american flag..?
     
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    I'm more curious about how Romney's going to do the magic underwear thing if he's just wearing boxing trunks
     
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    I really hope Holyfield gives it to him hard and dry
     
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    holyfield should crunch this guy like he did to that dude in the olympics
     
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    If those people worked harder they wouldn't need anybody's charity.
     
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    Exactly, Whiskey.
     
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    I hope Holyfield headbutts him
     
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    Oh wait. This should be followed by Clogg mentioning squirts and Irish posting a gif.
     
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    It would be hilarious if Holy just treated it like a normal fight, steamed into him as soon as the bell rang, and beat the crap out of him :lol:

    Well I say beat the crap out of him, but he'd be done with the first clean punch Holy landed.
     
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    You gonna cry or something?
     
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    That'd be hilarious :l2:
     
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    Then Romney gets caught on the ropes like Benny Paret.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Romney's has a chance to survive if he bites Evander's ear. [​IMG]
     
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    GGG vs Paul Ryan is the fight I really want to see... 6 oz gloves
     
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    First to thirty knockdowns wins, no knock outs, no DQs - fight restarts as soon as both men are conscious.
     
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    Obama vs Vitali K. will have the race factor attraction: can a USA black boxer get a decision in Germany?
     
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    :giggle: Also, no cutmen allowed
     
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    Panchy, brace yourself for a 35 page back and forth with Irish
     
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    OH...DEAR...LORD!!! :scared2:
     
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    Romney should change his name to Romnikov. Then we would see.
     

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