How many consecutive HW Roy Joneses will it take to get through Lennox's resume?(Read carefully)

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  1. LennoxOwns

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    READ CAREFULLY


    Assuming we can churn out the Roy Jones who fought Ruiz over and over again and pit them against Lennox's resume (at the time Lewis fought them).

    Now every time Roy loses, the current Roy vanishes and we have to use a new Roy. How many Roy Jones will it take to get through Lennox's resume?


    Roy DO NOT HAVE TO start over every time he lose. The new Roy starts at the fighter the former Roy lost to.



    Example: If the 1st Roy loses at Ruddock, the new Roy STARTS at Ruddock and no longer have to start at Al Malcolm(Lewis's debut)




    The catch is that Ruddock will still suffer the same wear and tear he sustained against the last Roy. So it's basically a fresh Roy vs a Ruddock who already fought the last Roy.

    The fighters on Lewis's resume gets ONE WEEK REST prior to fighting the new Roy.


    Lennox's Resume:

    Notable fights: (In order)
    Calvin Jones
    Dan Murphy
    Jean Maurice Chanet
    Gary Mason
    Mike Weaver
    Glenn McCrory
    Tyrell Biggs
    Levi Billiups
    Derek Williams
    Mike Dixon
    Razer Ruddock
    Tony Tucker
    Frank Bruno
    Phil Jackson
    Oliver Mccall
    Lionel Butler
    Tommy Morrison
    Ray Mercer
    Oliver Mccall
    Henry Akinwande
    Andrew Golota
    Shannon Briggs
    Zeljko Mavrovic
    Evander Holyfield
    Evander Holyfield
    Michael Grant
    Frans Botha
    David Tua
    Hasim Rahman
    Hasim Rahman
    Mike Tyson
    Vitali Klitschko
     
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    Roy loses to 98% of them. (Beats Botha) Roy is not a heavyweight. This thread is stupid and not fair to Roy.
     
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    First thing I told you to do is 'read carefully' and I realized you didn't even do that.

    Of course Roy loses to them.... I'm talking about if we can CHURN out the HW VERSION OF ROY who fought Ruiz again and again and again... how many Roys will it take?

    1 Roy loses to say Razer Ruddock... We all know this. But what about the 10th Roy? By than Ruddock will most likely be so worn out from fighting 9 Roys in 9 weeks.. he'll be dead on his feet. Etc.
     
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    Ya I didn't read the thread.
     
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    Too complicated. So lets make a tag team of three Roy Joneses instead and see how they do
     
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    11 Roys for each opponent....so each Roy wins a round and then gets KO'd in the following round, only for another Roy to step in and win the round and get KO'd the following round, and so forth
     
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    What happened with steve dave?

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    Buddy Rydell (who doesn't watch boxing) weirded him out and he left
     
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    1 Roy

    And Roy wouldn't get basically killed fighting zelgin macro vision aka "Mohawk bum"
     
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    Would Roy have to get knocked out like a total bum vs Rahman?
     
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    The Roy that schooled Ruiz could potential beat any of the guys on that list at the point that Lewis fought them.

    I think even Vitali could end up looking stupid against Roy.

    None of them are slam dunk loses for Roy.

    By the same token, given all the opponents there's a chance the big shot KO's Roy.

    So essentially, this thread is ridiculous.
     
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    There's prime Roy and there's bitch Roy. Bitch Roy doesn't stand a chance with anyone.

    So the answer is 99 Roys, but a bitch ain't one.

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