How would Wlad clinch and hug Prime Lennox Lewis?

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  1. LennoxOwns

    LennoxOwns Scrub

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    I'm serious... what will his strategy be against Prime LL?

    I want to hear a break down.
     
  2. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Wlad doesn't change strategies based on opponent. He would try to fight the same way he does against everybody, but Lennox would knock him out.

    Not much to break down. Because of their heights it would take both guys a bit of time to find range. It's just a matter of time before Lennox lowers the boom. It would be dull until that moment unlike Lewis' fight against Vitali.
     
  3. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Lennox would make wald pussy look like Michael Grant.
     
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    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    wald pussy would get absolutely blitzed and knocked cold early on

    it's the easiest mythical matchup to predict
     
  5. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Wlad is a big guy and hits very hard, which makes him a threat, therefore Lewis gets him out of there ASAP.
     
  6. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Lewis would fight aggressively like he usually did against anyone tall. I don't think it'd go 2 rounds. wald pussy's strategy would essentially be moot
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Did Hut just agree with me?
     
  8. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Slice, you just put the space time continuum at serious jeopardy!
     
  9. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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    Wlad has faster hands. He'd get something off and then we would see. He hits more than hard enough to stop Lewis. And of course, there are different Lewis' just as there are different Wlad's. I, personally, think Lewis wins 7 out of 10, or 4 our of 5, but whilst most can see only one result, I can see a lot of different paths to the same outcome.
     
  10. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    99.9% Lewis crushes him.
     
  11. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Yup, on a given day, one guy gets out the bed one way, one the other, Wlad can get the KO fosho. But short of being leveled, Lewis reacts to being hurt the right way, Wlad the wrong way.....as soon as Lewis lands anything weighty the fight's as good as a done deal.
     
  12. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Remember the good old days when Lewis seemed boring and negative? :atu: Jesus....
     
  13. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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    I know...and remember the good old days when Vitali was a limited quitter with no skills? Turns out he's the toughest SOB in years with a whole hitherto unknown skill set that most of us would give a good chance in any era. Zero holding. Thats how it is in boxing. Remember when Margarito seemed like a teak tough guy who tried hard?
     
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  14. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    All the (justified) praise in the world for Vitali won't wash away Wlad's stink, man. He's 6 week old chicken. Covered in pigeon shit.
     
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    broadwayjoe Undisputed Champion

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    You're not giving Lewis enough credit here...
     
  16. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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    Remember the build up for the Haye vs Klitscho fight and all Haye could keep saying was that Lewis would beat Wlad. :lol: Fucking pussies. "Uhh...he'd still lose...to somebody...like..." :lol:
     

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