ILLUMINATI!!!!!!

Where's the round by round thread Homie?

Please start one (I haven't ordered it and neither am I going to a bar to watch it) and then the mods delete this thread...

 

I'm not doing a round by round...i'm not going to watch that shit....I'm saving my money for Mosley vs. Mayweather....

 

I'm watching it. I can update.

 

Juarez-Litzau coming on

 

This could be fun

 

when i said i'm not going to watch this shit..what i meant to say was...i would not pay to watch that shit...anybody has a stream feel free to send me a link....opcorn:

 

Stinky first round

 

Descriptive.

 

Juarez warrants to description. Believe me.

 

Eloquent.

 

Agreed.

 

4th round is basically rubbish. Litzau on his toes and throwing plenty of shots. None of them particularly worthwhile. But better than Rocky, who is just walking forward and doing absolutely fuck all.

MTF

 

Juarez putting it all out there like he usually does.

/sarcasm

 

I like Litzau more when he gets punched in the face a lot.

 

5th round

Juarez more effective in coming forward and cutting off the ring. Scored with a few decent left hooks to the body and the head. Litzau, who is about a foot taller than Rocky, is pretty shit. Still not a hell of a lot happening and I'm trying to convince my tired head that staying awake past four in morning is worth this shit...

Rocky's round.

 

good round

 

I think it turned out to be a damn good fight, and the colonel keeps calling Juarez, Lockridge

 

6th round

More of the same rubbish. Juarez coming forward with his head at about chest height and throwing very little of note. Litzau opened up a bit with around 30 secs of the round to go and rocked Juarez's head. Then Rocky lands a couple of decent shots to close the round.

Hellishly hard to score, mainly because I don't care.

MTF

 

Litzau has a vagina on his face

MTF

 

I thought I was hearing shit; he's done it like 4 or 5 times now.

 

Not the good kind either.

 

A fight may be in danger of breaking out here...Litzau has a pretty hideous cut on the left cheek, caused by an accidental headbut. Not affecting vision or anything though. Rocky came forward and tries to unload and open the wound, but Litzau guts it out and throws a serious of big left hand to win the round, perhaps.

MTF

 

Spoke to soon...the fight is stopped by the doctor and we go to the scorecards

MTF

 

Fight stopped for no apparent reason

 

Indeed

MTF ::

 

Buffer reading the scores...

68-65
67-66
67-66

Winner, technical UD

Jason Litzau

MTF

 

this was bullshit, I'm pretty sure Litzau corner asked for the fight to be stopped after they were sure that the cut was rules from an accidental headbutt

 

Vag boy wins

 

A little stunned

 

Yep.