I'm the greatest of all time!

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  1. Fade To Black

    Fade To Black Leap-Amateur

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    Hi. My name is Pernell "Sweet Pea" Whitaker, and I am the greatest fighter of all time.

    My career record is 40-4-1, even though I was robbed against Chavez, robbed against Ramirez, and robbed against that guy that just beat Steve Forbes.

    I have an Olympic gold medal. I won championships in 4 different divisions, and I am the slickest boxer to ever live.

    If I didn't want you to hit me, you didn't.

    I beat the piss out of Roger Mayweather, and I would do the same to his nephew.

    Me likey the cocaine, but so what! We all have our issues.

    Like I said, I'm the greatest of all time. Anyone who thinks they're better state your case, otherwise BACK THE FUCK UP!
     
  2. jaws1216

    jaws1216 "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I thought these two lines went together very well.

    Fightbeat cares, Fade to Black...Fightbeat cares...
     
  3. joony

    joony "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    weird post, but i agree. :lol:
     
  4. Trplsec

    Trplsec Sleeps in a Cage

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    Insert this line somewhere:

    I was given definitely one, possibly two, gift decision(s) against the less-than-good Wilfredo Rivera.
     
  5. Fade To Black

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    Wilfredo Rivera! I beat that bum both times, even if my heart wasn't in it.
     
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    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    :bears: No argument from me, Pernell is the greatest boxer who ever lived, and he takes a whopping, great piss on Fraud's illegal defense system.
     
  7. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    the greatest of his generation. not the greatest ever though. Borderline top 10.
     
  8. TKO

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    He was a bum - Witter would destroy him within 5.
     
  9. Tam Tam

    Tam Tam "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Borderline top 25
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    The greatest lightweight ever
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Except for Duran and a few others :lol:
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Out of those options the "others" is definitely the tougher one and I think Whitaker beats him too.
     
  13. Fade To Black

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    :bears:
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    give us your top 25 tam tam:clap: :dunno:
     
  15. Fade To Black

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    Greatest...ever
     
  16. Orthodox Crusader

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    .........of all the lightweights not called Duran.....
     
  17. Fade To Black

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    two words...no mas
     
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    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    one word... welterweight
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    The title "best lightweight ever" is probably the only thing prime Duran can not grab
     
  20. Fade To Black

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    5 words....a quitter is a quitter
     
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    Mitchell Kane WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    If that's the case, what did Whitaker do against Bojorquez?:lol:
     
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    Fade To Black Leap-Amateur

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    dont' be that guy
     
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    STEVE DAVE

    I prefer to judge lightweights off what they did at lightweight.
     
  24. Mitchell Kane

    Mitchell Kane WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    :lol:

    I'm joking.

    Whitaker's one of my favorites and I consider him the best fighter in the era that I've watched boxing (from the early 90's til now).
     
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