Inspired by another post: Dumbest things ever said in MMA Commentating...

"You know Roy Jones respects the hands of Forrest Griffin" - Mike Goldberg.

 

"Travis Lutter is the Michael Jordan of BJJ" – Mike Goldberg

Maybe not the exact quote, but close enough.

 

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In all fairness to Goldberg, Griffin's manicure is second to none.

 

Goldberg: He wants to use his reach and get inside.

 

I think this is just going to turn into a thread about Goldberg, but there are plenty of other inept MMA commentators to choose from. :laughing:

 

I want to hear more.

 

Goldberg always says the same things during each broadcast. Versatility is not his middle name.

 

Ok, that line about the guy smoking weed by Rogan was pretty terrible for an international broadcast.

 

For just about every fight that ends in anything other than a decision:

Goldberg - "AND IT'S ALL OVER!!!!!!!!!!"

Rogan - "UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!"

 

Last night:

"Your jaw is a long way from your heart if you're Mirko Crocop" - Mike Goldberg.

 

Loved that one. Since he was on anatomy and stuff, I was hoping he'd relate how far Franklin's forearm is from the heart and chin. And since it was from a kick maybe a relative comparison from the foot as well.

 

I wonder what the average number of times Rogan says "wow" during a UFC telecast is?

I'm thinking around 65.

 

U Should CREATE a Drinking Game Out of it....A SHOT of Whiskey for Everytime Rogan Says "Wow"....



REED:mj:

 

Dude, anyone trying that would be on the floor in a puddle of piss before the end of the night.

 

No shit. How sad to miss a PPV Main Event because you've drunk a fifth of whiskey watching the prelims on Spike.

 

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Unfortunately......I've been there.artie: