Its that time again.... Mythical Mismatch Matchups!

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  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Yup. Y'all know what it is. Post some mismatches between any two guys you'd have liked to have seen. I'll start:

    Alfonso Gomez vs Duran: I hate Gomez! Woulda enjoyed every minute of Duran ending his life.

    Margarita vs the 147 Tito: Margarita couldnt cry robbery in this fight. He'd be too busy heading to the hospital.

    168 RJ vs Jeff Lacy: Never has there been a fighter more tailor made for a prime Roy than Lacy.

    Prime Tyson vs Lamon Brewster: I hate Lamon Bumster for some reason. Woulda loved to have seen him fed to a prime Mike.

    Sam Peter vs A prime Bowe: Big Daddy woulda wiped his ass w/this slow bum w/no problem at all!

    Julian Jackson vs Mayorga: That payaso Mayorga might have literally died at the hands of Jackson.

    Tommy Hearns vs Margarita: Just cause I hate Phony that goddamn much!

    Taylor vs Hagler: Marvin beats the stutter outta him!

    William Joppy vs G-man: Gerald blows Kirk Franklin's twin away within 3 rounds.

    Gatti vs Pryor: Make sure this one is held in AC! Just so Arturo's fans can see him executed in the ring.

    Ward vs a prime JCC: Julio beats the piss outta Mickey Mouse.

    Vaselino Fruitass vs Edwin Rosario: The Brazilian fag gets put out brutally!

    Zab Judah vs Ray Leonard: Zab wouldnt see past round 6.

    Others?
     
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    You're a sick man...but I certainly agree with your sentiments surrounding Lamon Brewster vs Mike Tyson. I would enjoy that one as well...
     
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    Amen! I fuckin hate Bumster! I have ever since he disgraced himself by letting the big tittied Rhino beat his ass, then got shutout by Charles Shufford.

    Mike woulda knocked his nose up into his brain.:laughing:
     
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    Another:

    Edison Miranda vs James Toney: Edison has flash backs of being homeless and beaten during this fight.
     
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    Floyd Mayweather vs. Henry Armstrong
     
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    Angel Manfredy vs the 135 DLH
     
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    The one that struggled with John John Molina?
     
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    No, the one that destroyed Ruelas. Angel would have suffered a similar fate.
     
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    Maybe you're right. At 135, De la Hoya was good at beating up jr. lightweights. A great mythical mismatchup might be matching him up with Duran.
     
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    Duran kicks Oscar's ass at ANY weight! But he def stops him at 135.
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    DLH beats Duran at 135. Oscar was a monster at that weight.
     
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    Duran sucked at 154. Oscar wins there.
     
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    thats fucking ludicrous. Floyd Mayweather vs. anyone is not a mismatch.

    MAYBE Thomas Hearns, but certainly not someone like Armstrong...

    This thread fucking sucks. Taylor/Hagler wouldn't be a mismatch either.

    This is an excuse for biased bullshit
     
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    Golota vs Bowe

    oh wait ..

    that actually happened :lol:
     
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    Good post X! I would have loved to watch Julian Jackson vs Mayorga fight! Can you imagine Mayorga allowing Jackson free shots to the chin?:eeeek:
     
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    prime Golota vs Ruiz
    prime Golota vs Byrd
    prime Golota vs Brewster
    prime Golota vs McBride
    ouch!!
     
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    Winner-first

    Larry Holmes - David Tua
    Lennox Lewis - Tex Cobb
    Riddick Bowe - Jerry Quarry
    Cory Spinks - Felix Trinidad
    Pernell Whitaker - Diego Corrales
     
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    :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
     
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    Oscar sucks at 154 also. All he ever really did at that weight is beat shot versions of Vargas, and Mayorga. He never beat anyone as good as Davey Moore at 154.
     
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    If Taylor-Hagler aint a mismatch, I dont know what is.
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Vargas was nowhere near shot at the time and he was twice the fighter Moore was. Castillejo was probably as good as Moore
     
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    You say the dumbest shit I swear.
     
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    Moore was a junior whose claim for fame is getting beat by a midget clinching master (who wouled his way to a win though)
     
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    Why do you have this campaign against Duran? Is it because you are trying to deflect criticism from Hatton by making the point that Duran was similar?

    What is it?

    This is relatively recent from you.

    Granted, Duran did employ clinching at times and he was often a mauler; but not nearly to the extent you are claiming. You also have to factor in that most opponents tried to clinch HIM as soon as he got inside given how good Duran was there.

    To your point, yes, Duran very much employed rough-house tactics and fouls vs. Moore....but he also beat the crap out of him by outlanding him to head and body everywhere.

    I kind of agree with you that Vargas wasn't "shot" when he faced DLH - and he was roided to top it off.

    Peace.
     
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    Castillejo is a European fighter, and traditionally, European fighters are twice as strong as American ones. Thus, Castillejo is at least twice the fighter Davey Moore ever was.
     
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    sorry buddy but you don't know what is then.

    Taylor has lost an entire one fight in his career, fought evenly or better against Hopkins/Wright, etc.

    I love Hagler, but lets not be ridiculous
     
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    And even there he put up a helluva fight.

    Taylor would have very little chance of winning Hagler but he would make a fight out of it and could well lead on points early. Hagler would eventually wear him down, but he wasn't a murderous puncher nor a speed demon. Taylor would hang in there
     
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    Yeah, but he never lost to anyone like Kirkland Laing.
     
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    Imagine Gatti in the same-day weigh-ins.

    Picture him against guys like Thomas Hearns, Ray Leonard, Marvin Hagler, and Carlos Monzon.
     
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    Pacquiao vs. Bazooka Gomez!

    Gomez would kill the pineapple twart.:eeeek:
     

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