Joachim Phoenix

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    met him at TIFF the other day.

    1. He’s short as fuck! He doesn’t look that tiny on screen but in person he’s no more than 5’7”.
    2. He’s shy as fuck. Very socially awkward guy.

    Very good actor though
     
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    Is he the Brazilian version of Joaquin Phoenix?
     
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    You know who I mean, cuuuuuuuuuunt!
     
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    I think Sly meant that he was Phoenix's Uber for the day:

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    You're one of them people who stand around a hotel for hours hoping for a glimpse of a celebrity?...

    Oh wait this is fightbeat you met him at a red carpet premiere or at the afterparty at leonardo DiCaprio's place
     
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    I met him at a red carpet premier.
     
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    LOL, Joachim! I gotta think Sly did that on purpose.

    He pulled off that method acting Andy Kaufman bit for like two years, so I imagine he's the type who has to pretend to be someone else in order to become more outgoing.
     
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    Most actors, rappers and singers are all short fucks. It must be their napoleon complex to strive so hard for success. Me I wasn’t so lucky, I had the misfortune to grow 6 feet tall and thus fell into my fate of being a lazy fuck.
     
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    Yeah in real life he tries to avoid eye contact or conversation and simply doesn’t want the attention.
     
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    Maybe it's a tactic to get out of a million boring conversations with people who know who is from 2 films they've seen but don't know him enough to spell his name right
     
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    Lol. Nice one
     
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    Dudes a genuinely incredible actor
     
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    what did you say to him Sly?
    'i thought you were alright in that one movie where you played a jewel thief'
     
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    Sly told him he was a big fan of "La La Land", and then proceeded to regale him praise while reciting the entire filmography of Ryan Gosling.
     
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    I told him that he was a cunt for crucifying and burning Maximus’ wife and son.
     
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    Given your hilarious taste in and lack of experience of movies, I can completely believe you'd say something like this or at least tried to quote one of the lines from it.
     
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    I have great taste in films. Name one film I like that isn’t popular amongst a multitude of people ?
     
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    ... popular amongst a multitude of people ?

    Underscores the problem right there
     
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    Fail... might wanna try that one again, cunt
     
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