Juan Manuel Marquez vs. Roy Jones Jr. @ 160

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  1. cdogg187

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    who wins this intriguing battle?????
     
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    Roy hits him so hard that he spits out all the piss he drank.
     
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    I have to favor Jones in this one.
     
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    Marquez gives it a good go, as gutsy as ever, but Jones is just too big.
     
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    Marquez gives it a good go? At 160? Against a young Jones?

    Marquez doesn't survive round one. The first flush Jones hook knocks him cold.
     
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    Roy Jones would send JMM a selfie of his cock
     
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    julian jackson KO1 willie pep
     
  8. cdogg187

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    Willie pep 120-108 JMM
     
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    Gay Marquez KO 1 Pep.

    Cute bullshit, WHAM, flattened.
     
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    after marquez punched this prissy, prancing powderpuff above his pelvic region repeatedly pep would be pissing plasma into pampers
     
  11. cdogg187

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    Willie Pep would win every round against JMM... easy fight to pick
     
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    Don't underestimate how skilled and clever Marquez is. He has brilliant timing, accuracy and anticipation - which serves him well against speed.

    Sure Jones would win, as he's much bigger, but Gay Marquez would give it a good old go.
     
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    Will there be olympic style testing?
     
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    "give it a good go" ... 8 knockdowns in 2 minutes is more like it
     
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    LMAO @ give it a go.

    Jones would literally be able to end it whenever he felt like it.

    Marquez got dropped and hurt by left hook of MCHAEL FUCKIN KATSIDIS at 135! What in Christ's name do you think is gonna happen when Roy Jones nails him at 160?
     
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    lol, this would be a slaughter.
     
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    Roy by KO in about 15 seconds
     

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