Kermit Cintron vs Victor Ortiz

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  1. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Who bitches up first?
     
  2. Fortunato

    Fortunato WBC Champion

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    Cintron jumps out of the ring and Ortiz quits in protest.



    Cintron hit hard enough to make Ortiz quit.
     
  3. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    The frog by KO. As shitty as Shitron was, I don't even think he was shitty enough to ever lose to Joesito Lopez. Ortiz is just a horrible, horrible fighter.
     
  4. cdogg187

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    Pick em

    they both suck and they are both chickenshits
     
  5. loadedgloves

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    I'd bet on Cintron with little hesitation in this one
     
  6. cdogg187

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    Cintron's best wins are (LOL) Teddy Reid and Alfredo (Perro Basura) Angulo... Ortiz's best win is Berto...

    That's a wash, if you ask me

    Neither can handle adversity... Cintron's taller, Ortiz is more fluid offensively... Cintron's the worst fighter ever to appear on TV more than 5 times, Ortiz is right there with him
     
  7. Double L

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    Citron has a draw with martinez. :lol: But seriously, some where along the way Citron lost his way. I'm thinking hand problems or something. He used to be a legitimate puncher with decent timing. Then he fell in love with his shifty left hook and overthrows every fucking right hand he throws.
     
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    Cintron should have a TKO loss against Martinez

    Anybody who legitimately had that a draw needs killing
     
  9. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Double is retarded.
     
  10. Double L

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    sarcasm x. As evidence by the smiley and the "but seriously."
     
  11. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    Xplosive is clearly a specimen found in the "Oblivious" phylum as catalogued by UCLA Biology Professor Emeritus Neil
     
  12. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    I did see the smiley, but honestly overlooked the "but seriously" part.

    Cdogg is correct though. Martinez won that fight by KO. The ref was TOTALLY fucking incompetent.
     
  13. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    but seriously, both these guys suck ass.
     
  14. Double L

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    :lol:
     
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    :lol:
     
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