Kimbo Slice-Charles Hackman 12/30/11

Somewhere the Klitschko brothers are huddled around a computer watching YouTube and starting to formulate their retirement plan. They don't want any part of this beast.

Charles 'Hacksaw' Hackman survived all 4 brutal rounds with Slice. Poor Hacksaw is probably still urinating blood after Kimbo's Duran-like body attack.

And they aren't matching Kimbo with old, diminished fighters. This kid was 20 something and making his pro debut. A young, hungry lion.

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tell me this was at least the last round and they were both dead tired. Never seen two guys look so clueless in a ring

 

Wow. Resembles a bit of celebrity boxing.

 

It was the 4th and final round.

 

Taste The Power

 

Kimbo looked in great shape, he looked like could have easily went 5 rounds.

 

:l1:

 

If Kevin Rooney Gets w/Kimbo, the Sky's the LIMIT...



REED:mj:

 

Considering they're tryin to pad Kimbo's record, I'm surprised he isnt fighting Gene Hackman.

 

Kimbo Slice will get KTFO. This I'm sure of.

 

Corrected.

 

GTFO man... Charles Hackman has an amateur background and had a person in his corner.

The dude was for real.

 

Hackman would bend Kimbo over the ropes and inquire brusquely about Kimbos ongoing foot-picking tendencies.

 

Was this a WBA title eliminator?

 

Started humming "Eye of the Tiger"

It's like watching Mr. K, Mr. T's bald brother.

 

WBA doesn't have eliminators anymore, they create a new world title for every bout.

 

Bald, retarded, lead-footed, ham-fisted progeria brother, maybe.

 

Catchy yes, but a little wordy for a nickname. We'll stick with Slice for the time being.

 

Kimbo looked like Shannon Briggs in the 27th round after a rapid succession of asthma attacks.

 

Come on dude, it was the 4th and final round of a grueling contest fought at 500 feet above see level with humidity teetering around 42%. No shame in slowing down a little after fighting in those conditions.

 

What age is Kimbo? Could he make the Old Limp Dicks for America this Summer in London?

 

Best post of 2012!

 

It's early days yet. :kidcool:

 

That's some Moneyball strategy right there. :bears:

 

word

 

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Kimbo is more "Flailer-Metrics" than he is Sabermetrics.

 

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:l3::laughing:

 

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

"you did it, didn't you? you sat on the edge of the bed and you picked your feet"

my girlfriend just asked me if I was okay, such was the tortured, almost pained laughter that erupted out of me after reading this post

 

Anybody Have Butterbean's #???...He Should Come Out of Retirement to Fight Kimbo...REED would GLADLY Matchmake...



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