Kimbo Slice fights tonight

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  1. BOSS

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    His last fight lasted 10 seconds and the guy he beat was a total nobody. I mean nobody. I mean your local mailman/woman could knock the guy out. So he's fighting again tonight against some accountant looking skinny black guy with a record of 2-3. From what I saw in those 10 seconds in his debut fight Kimbo will totally suck as a boxer and I mean suck so bad he will NEVER crack the top100 it was funny that some of you were suggesting he will make top 10 LOL ya right. NEVER. He just throws these telegraphed wide punches no jab no set up no anything glass chin bad cardio etc etc. I would bet every penny I have that Butterbean would KO Kimbo in ONE round. But look for him to be VERY carefully managed and reach 5-0 then he will crumble. He will not hit 10-0 mark guaranteed even though he's being matched up against TOTAL nobodies.
     
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    with boxing in the state it's in right now, he'll make top 10 easily
     
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    He won't make top 100. Are you for real ? NEVER in a million years will he make top 10 of anything.
     
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    I don't think miKE is joking. mIKE really has mental problems I think.

    You're right, Kimbo would be lucky to make top 100. He'll lose to someone with a 5-5 record or something.
     
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    mikE "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    you've got mental problems if you think Kimbo couldn't bash the hell out of the majority of the top 50 right now. With some good training, he'll be top 10 by the end of 2012.

    boxing is in the worst state it's ever been and the heavyweights are especially terrible.
     
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    Oh my god, you're not even joking :lol:

    You really do have mental problems. He'll retire by the end of 2012, let alone be ranked in the top 100.

    Kimbo would get clowned by the majority of the top 50 right now, they are professional boxers, albeit not very good ones, Kimbo is NOTHING at a pro level in MMA or boxing.
     
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    Can you believe it? :lol:
     
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    What's there to believe. Kimbo is a great athlete and he hits like a truck. He just needs some experience.
     
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    So you're basing him being top 10 on his 10 second boxing expereince ? Hell even if you go by that you should see how much he sucks already. Name one top 50 guy (nevermind top 10) that you see Kimbo beating ?
     
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    Hits like a truck ? Really? He couldn't even drop James Thompson in an mma fight and that guy has the glass chin if there ever was one. You will realize soon enough Kimbo's boxing punch is average/below average.
     
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    He is not a great athlete, doesn't hit like a truck, has a glass chin, no boxing skill at all at pro level, and no stamina.

    I can't believe we're even having this discussion. I'll bet money with you that he doesn't crack the top 10 in any legit list.

    I would pick a retired, 47 year old Al "Ice" Cole to Ice kimbo within 3 rounds.

    You're insane, or just a complete troll, I'm really not sure which.
     
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    mikE is trolling. He's been saying all week that boxing is as deep, or deeper than it's ever been. :lol:
     
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    so you are saying that the heavyweight division isn't in the worst state it's ever been?
     
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    I'm not sure though Steve, he must be a good troll, because he really seems to believe it.
     
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    It is indeed in the worst state it's ever been. But even a worse state than ever pro heavyweight is much better than Kimbo :lol:

    I like Kimbo by the way.
     
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    Nah, he's just a complete idiot. Thinks he's making some kind of point right now, in a Kimbo thread. :lol:
     
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    What are you talking about? BOSS said that people claimed Kimbo could make the top 10.
     
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    Oh, well then!
     
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    have you looked at the state of the heavyweight division recently? It's pathetic.

    Vitali is okay, but Wlad is just a joke. They are the only two fighters with a pulse. Kimbo will have a good chance to crack Wlad's chin once he gets a bit more seasoning. And Wlad will be older by then, too.
     
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    Wlad never lost to anyone with purple and pink hair.
     
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    No, just guys with titties.
     
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    No....I don't think he did that either.

    Kimbo got bashed in the UFC. He's a debt-collector, not a real fist-fighter.

    He needs to stay in his back yard.

    He's more "HOBO" than "HBO".
     
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    Records are meaningless. You have to look at the quality of opposition. duh
     
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    Indeed, let's ignore quality of opposition.

    You're a real pioneer, mikE.
     
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    Mike ! Slice won by Ko1 is he top 10 yet ??? I can't wait to watch the footage on youtube. This one lasted 1:52 . He must really look horrible lol
     
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    mikE is one of those scary dumb guys who believes that he is really bright and an "outside the box" thinker

    no, mikE, the box was designed especially for YOU... stay in there
     
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    I've got him # 7 now.
     
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