Lennox Lewis, Vitali Klitschko, wlad pussy

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  1. Jimmy

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  2. Neil

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    wald pussy, all lower case
     
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    Oh dear. This'd be sad, like
     
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    Never liked lewis but it would be fitting if she showed up in Mitchell Kane shape and leveled wald pussy while collecting 9 figures
     
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    Who's going to offer Lewis 100 mill?
     
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    That'd be cool but I doubt he'd go three rounds with Audley Harrison at this point
     
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    Lennox is a badman.
     
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    It does nothing for Lewis's legacy to lose to a big vagina he would have blasted out in 2 rounds when he was active

    It would be hilarious though, as Neil said, if he knocked out wald pussy while all fat and gray and shit
     
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    The Russians who buy football teams and KHL teams for a hobby could easily put together 100 million if they wanted to. Anyway, this is bullshit since Lewis knows well enough that he can't compete with either anymore
     
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    Lewis would be 49 by the time the fight would happen. I can't believe this is being discussed. I thought the article might have come from The Onion at first.
     
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    What would happen if Lennox managed to win by KO? How would Wladimir's legacy be viewed then?
     
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    she???
     
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    I think it may happen next summer.

    Lennox sounds serious this time around, and I'm sure he'll settle for less than 100 mil.

    He may sign for a 100 mil with provisions thrown in, but I doubt anyone can scrape up a 100 mil cash to give to him.

    He'll be in shape and ready to be sure, but being in shape and ready at this age nest year is a lot different than being in shape and ready like he was ten years ago.
     
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    He said he needs 6 months to get back in shape. That's being cocky.
     
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    Actually IMO that's too long.

    He'll be fine if he starts training now like he says he is, and I would not want him in camp for more than 3 months as he is bound to get injured and or/cut in sparring.
     
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    So in other words, it will never happen.

    It's like two decades ago when we all used to say "I'll step in the ring and get knocked out by Mike Tyson for $2 million bucks!"

    No you won't asshole, because nobody wants to pay to see you rendered comatose in 30 seconds.

    I like Lennox but this is just a fishing expedition. Nobody is that fucking stupid to shell out that kind of cash, not even taking into consideration what Wlad would have to be paid, to rub his slick statuesque body up against Lennox's aging torso for 10-12 long rubber legged, body grinding rounds.

    These two assholes will be able to power the arena with all the friction energy coming off their intertwined exteriors.
     
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    "I said at the time that it will take $50m to get me out off my pyjamas but now I have to consider the value of my legacy of having retired as undisputed champion. That will cost them $100m."


    what a dick

    so he said his price tag was 50million, someone offered him 50, and he came back with 100

    i hate when people do that
     
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    I think Lennox is just bummed that Tyson's always on the tele and nobody cares about him so he said this to get some attention
     
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    That's true but it still gives them ownership and power even if they aren't making a profit. I'm not sure how crazy they would be spending that kind of money for a single evening, especially when there would be no future upside with either fighter.
     
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    If Lennox did come back and somehow won by knockout, how would it affect his all-time standing?
     
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    Lewis could've been on the tele too if he'd had a few jail stints, raped a girl, gotten into streetfights, threatened to kill reporters, bit ears, etc :lol:
     
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    The greatest heavyweight who ever lived, bar none!
     
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    He's living just fine and comfortably and saved all his millions. If Lewis was broke, he'd have taken the 50 mill likely.
     
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    Pics of Lewis from earlier this year. He's still hitting the gym regularly. You can see he's pretty trim and solid.

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    the point is you cant change your mind on shit like that

    it's like if i told you i'd sell you my car for 10k...and then you said "ok", and then i said "nah make it 15k"

    what a cunt
     
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    That's what Holyfield was doing in the first Lewis fight. But then again, I guess you could also say, it's Lewis' ass on the line. Not ours. If he has no inclination of making this fight happen, then fine. If he's offered something like $70 mill he may decide to take the fight. Even though he said he's holding out for 100 mill, it's possible he'd take lower. But I think it's all BS anyway. He won't ever fight again. His wife and mother would be against it too.
     
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