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    Pac vs Mayweather obviously. We'll publish it. I'll start......

    Boxing fans finally get the megafight they have waiting for, as.....
     
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    ..............Herbert waited breathlessly in the lobby, armed with a silver candlestick, for Master Mayweather to return from his Sunday Romp at..........
     
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    ... The Blue Oyster Bar, where he is known as "The Foppish Dandy". It is here that we spot the esteemed champion as he prepares to do battle with...
     
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    ........chronic constipation. A few tins of spinach later, and things begin to move. A slow murbling at first, gives way to a sudden loosening of his lower loins and then.........
     
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    "THWOP! floppafloppafloppafloppafloppafloppa!", a steaming batch of what appears to be Duncan Hines brownie batter appears in the stylish platinum toilet bowl. Relieved of his fecal burden, Mayweather can now focus on Emmanuel Pacquaio, the Asian superstar he is preparing to do battle with in...
     
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    ........the adjoining bedroom of Floyds palatial suite.
     
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    The estate, a massive 19th century Tudor mansion is adorned with gold-flecked statues of famous rap stars such as Kanye West, Tupac Shakur and in a surprisingly retro display, EPMD. A former statue of 50 Cent has been modified slightly to a haunting likeness of Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot. Pacquaio is staying the night as a guest before making his way back to his training camp in Bakersfield, CA where Freddie Roach and ...
     
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    ..........Shakin Stevens were having a Tremble Battle, adjudicated upon by Muhammad Ali, Michael J Fox and...........
     
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    ... the late Katherine Hepburn. Bobby Pacquaio dutifully prepares his brother's spit bucket for the intensive training to come. Here, Emmanuel Pacquaio morphs into Manny Pac, honorary congressman and varnish-coiffed boxing champion. Furrowing what surely must be a unibrow without proper maintenance, Manny Pac will pound both heavy bags and the very best undetectable supplements in anticipation of his bout with Master Floyd, which will cost ...
     
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    ...50 cents ...
     
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    ... on Pay-Per-Hear brought to you by...
     
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    Long favored by Roger Mayweather who...
     
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    sired rising pugilistic prodigy Lehkei Mayweather, who is already inked to an advisory deal with Alan Haymon at age 10
     
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    Weird name. We asked Roger how he thought about the fight between his nephew and Pacquaio and he told us "...
     
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    if i wuz in my nephew corner we all know pacquiao ass would git knocked out. you know anyone with tickets for sale tho?" wondered the always eloquent Black Mamba.
     
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    As of press time, we had not received word whether Roger had obtained tickets or not. One of the burning questions as we move ever closer to fight night is ...
     
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    ...the entrance music to be used by each combatant. Pacquiao is rumuored to be using.....
     
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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/C9mfuifkZgc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    While Mayweather is expected to use "It Keeps You Running" by The Doobie Brothers. Michael McDonald is rumored to appear singing live into the PA system to the original track along with an entourage featuring such luminaries as ...
     
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    Benny hinn, who performed a ______
     
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    ...rap dancing exhibition, and Michelle Obama, who...
     
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    will shoot ping-pong balls out of her vagina into the waiting mouth of...
     
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    ...a Gleeful Leonard Ellerbe, who then Verbally Strokes Floyd's Ego, Before Turning the Podium Over To....





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    bob arum who utters, "reeeeeeal classy, Leonard. We here at Top Rank promotions demand 40% of those pussy juices you savored. Team pacquiao wont be sold short."

    The Bobfather then relinquishes the microphone to one of the most prominent hands in Pacquaio's pocket Mike Koncz...
     
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    ... Who inexplicably utters a continuous stream of curse words "fucking cockshit pussychrist assdick shitfoot fucktrap ....
     
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    We cornered recently retired broadcasting legend Larry Merchant outside the press conference who told us that:....
     
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