Lewis vs Louis

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  1. puerto rock

    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Both in prime form, who wins?
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Lewis is too big and powerful.

    It'd be one thing if Joe was fighting a big bum like AJ or Wilder, but in case he'd be in with a much larger man who's also a great fighter.
     
  3. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    I'd tend to agree with X..... but the mental image of Louis laying out that big, boring, lip curling lummox is a particularly beautiful one. One two over the top of a jab in the third round....Lewis gets up but in visible disarray. Louis gazes impassively, then calmly strolls in and delivers 4,5,6 picturesque shots on the turn as Lennox struggles to secure a clinch, the last upper cut prompting the ref to wave it off before Lennox has finished toplling face first to the canvas. Hut simultaneously orgasms.
     
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    George Crowcroft "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Louis KOs him IMO.
     
  5. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Lewis is simply too big and strong
     
  6. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    I would take Louis over Bowe, but not Lewis.
     
  7. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    In '87, Huey Lewis released Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
     
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  8. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Lewis is my favourite fighter ever. Saying that, I think Louis is perhaps the most technically perfect puncher ever.


    SAYING THAT, Lewis would pulverise him, he's just too big (and good, as preciously mentioned). He knocks Louis spark out and then does his obligatory "BIG UP!" routine afterwards to wind Hut up even more.
     
  9. ButterbeansDad

    ButterbeansDad Leap-Amateur

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    Kitcheleywatalooo.... BIG UP!!!!
     

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