I'm reading the title and thinking of a tasteless HIV joke to make, and then I see I'm already too late.
One of my friends is always making some fucked up Magic joke. We see him on TV and he says "Magic, can you sit like way way over there and wear a glove when you shake my hand?". He suggests going to the Magic Johnson 24 Hour Fitness with him wearing a shirt that says "H", me to wear a shirt that says "I", another friend to say one that says "V", and someone else to wear one with "+" and asking the employees if they have special wipe-down towels at this particular gym.