Mason Dixon vs. Clubber Lang

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  1. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Does Clubber club milkdud to death or does he get out-boxed?
     
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  2. Neil

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    Like Bernard Hopkins, Clubber Lang would have Mason Dixon Taking it Up the Ass, ala the Guys on D-Block...




    REED:shadow:
     
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  4. Captain Obvious

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    These are fictional fighters.
     
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  5. SilentNight

    SilentNight Undisputed Champion

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    Clubber Lang would destroy Mason Dixon.

    Dixon went tooth and nail with a 400 year old Rocky Balboa post steroids.

    Lang destroyed Prime Rocky and only lost the rematch because of the ring.
     
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  6. loadedgloves

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    Lang KO1
     
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    Dixon: You got any excuses tonight, Clubber?

    Clubber: EXCUSES!?

    Dixon: Yes, excuses.

    Clubber: PAIN!
     
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  8. mikE

    mikE "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Union Cane.
     
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  9. The Guru

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  10. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Mason Dixon once again doesn't have a big enough shovel.
     
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  11. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Paper champ....
     
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