Mickey Rourke vs Tony Danza

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  1. Irish

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    Mickey is coming off a brutal recent KO. I give him the nod.

    Tony would be taxed tamed and trounced and forced to work tipless taxis in toronto by tuesday.

    Or maybe Mickeys face would just fall off and Tony gets the T K O.
     
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    Danza actually fought for a living, Rourke was a phony... Danza smashes him, pulls down his trunks and says "Who's The Sauce?" while jizzing on his unconscious body
     
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    Danza early KO. He was a fighter before he was a celebrity, Rourke was the other way around
     
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  4. whiskey

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    Rourke would learn early in no uncertain terms who the boss is.
     
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  5. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    Rourke vs mario lopez?
     
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    Lopez wouldn't be SAVED BY THE BELL, that's for sure ... He'd say "I just got my ass beat by The Wrestler"
     
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  7. Irish

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    Lopez was no Diamond, his career would screech to a halt and he would turn to a life of crime, becoming known as Prisoner DC Slater, the only thing that would stop the raping is if he was saved by the smell.
     
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    Lopez would kick Rourke's ass.

    Rourke can't fight a fuckin lick!
     
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