Mike Tyson (prime) vs Money Mayweather (heavyweight division) SLY GET IN HERE!

Discussion in 'Mythical Matchups' started by Hex-One, Dec 20, 2007.

  1. Hex-One

    Hex-One "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Ok Sly who wins?

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  2. slystaff

    slystaff Im Banned

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    Mayweather KO1

    Come on...you could think of a harder matchup that that!! :nono:
     
  3. Hex-One

    Hex-One "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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  4. Pascals Wager

    Pascals Wager Undisputed Champion

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    P4P Tyson by K.O
     
  5. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Tyson would rape the little queer and f*ck him up in the asshole so deep his dick comes outta Pretty Bitch's mouth who is forced to suck his dick while getting buttf*cked raw! :clap:
     
  6. slystaff

    slystaff Im Banned

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  7. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Are you denying that if Floyd met Tyson in the ring, on the street, or in a prison cell, Pretty Boy would be made into Tyson's personal f*ck toy, Sly? :dunno: :lol:
     
  8. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    Do you guys think Floyd could out-box the current Tyson? :lol:
     
  9. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    No. Tyson would bull him into the corner and smash through Floyd's puny little arms with thunderous bodyshots and Floyd would fall like a little cunt.
     
  10. V10

    V10 Undisputed Champion

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    P4P Floyd beats up Mike.
     
  11. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Probably. All Floyd would have to do is run around the ring. After the first round Tyson would be gassed and Floyd could drop him with a range finder jab.
     
  12. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Floyd would be making those women gestures and cryin in there!
     
  13. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    life has treated tyson like a yoyo. almost how mayweather beat up corrales. dropping him repeatedly for a stoppage.

    mayweather has a great to chance to retire as an undefeated five division champ with more money than hex one and panzy's entire extended families combined. tyson is a flat broke dope fiend who was KOd by a fat irish bum, and a british club fighter. who's beating who?
     
  14. V10

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    Damn. :lol:
     

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