Mismatches you'd make if you could.

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  1. puerto rock

    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Leonard vs Margarito
    Trinidad vs Khan
    Hearns vs Victor Ortiz
    Tyson vs Wlad
    Chavez vs Broner
    Chapo vs Spadafora
    Benitez vs Cintron
    Bowe vs Arreola
    Duran vs Freitas
    Pryor vs Camacho Jr (When he was at 140)
     
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    Tyson vs Wilder

    Duran vs Rios

    Leonard vs Cherry Garcia

    Napoles vs Bradley

    Pryor vs Broner

    Tszyu vs Juan Diaz

    Meldrick Taylor vs Gatti

    Foster vs Froch

    Rosario vs Manfredy

    Middleweight Jones vs Peter Quillin

    McCallum vs Canelo
     
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    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    :lol:

    Those would be hilarious.
     
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    GGG vs. Pavlik
     
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    GGG hasn't proven enough yet for that to be considered a mismatch.

    Would I favor Golov? Yes.

    Am I fairly confident in favoring Golov? Yes.

    Would I TOTALLY discount Kelly's chances? Not at this point. Pavlik was a light year above Macklin, Geale, Stevens, ect.

    STILL, I don't think Kelly's chances are that good. I think Golov would have given him a beating a stopped him late.
     
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    Rios can barely speak now. NOBODY would be able to understand him after Duran was finished.
     
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    I'd put Pavlik in with Dick Tiger. I can't imagine a worse beating for the Youngstown Alchy.
     
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    Pretty Boy Floyd against Jose Aldo or Rafael Dos Anjos. I would greatly enjoy seeing Floyd in a real fight with a real grappler. Running and holding only works in boxing where the ref is there to protect him.
     
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    Curry vs The Ghost Guerrero
    Hamed vs Juanma
    Jackson vs Mayorga

    Fuck that, Pryor vs Herrera!!!!...

    I would get a sick enjoyment out of watching Pryor beat the living hell outta that fucker.
     
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    That is a key point. PbF gives the illusion of utterly out boxing everyone. But he did not outbox maidana, for example. No. He held him and relied on the ref to stop the action whenever he did. That's bullshit! Not to mention that he made sure maidana could not wear puncher gloves.
     
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    Why do you not like herrera?
     
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    After this fight I hope somebody slips a pack of cigs in Mayorga's casket for him to smoke in the afterlife.
     
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    Sal Sanchez vs Santa Cruz. My GOD I'd love to watch that one.
     
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    He utterly outboxed Berto a few days ago. It's just frustrating seeing someone with his skills fight the way he fights. Run, dodge, punch a few times, and hold on until the ref comes. The holding part would literally get him killed in a street fight with someone who knew judo or jiu jitsu.
     
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    Lightweight Mosley vs Omar Figueroa - Hate Figueroa. The thought of this execution almost gives me a hard-on.
     
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    He got a BS decision over Provodnikov and he's a whining, dirty, cheating fucker. Fuck Herrera.
     
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    Holyfield vs. Wilder: I could've gone with Tyson but he would finish it too quickly...Holyfield will give Wilder a prolong beating.....pounding him into exhaustion.

    Chavez vs. Broner: 130-147 Chavez will get in Broner ass....

    Jones vs. Ward: YEAH I said it....Ward is good...but not good enough to NOT get taken apart by a PRIME ROY JONES.....Ward will win exactly zero rounds...minute...second of a fight.

    Arguello vs. Rios: Sure I could've pick Duran or Chavez or Chapo all would give Rios a vicious beating...but only Arguello would beat him...then walk over to his corner and kiss him on the forehead like a son.

    Trinidad vs. Thurman: Trinidad will show what a REAL POWER PUNCHER at 147 looks/feels like...
     
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    Mosley vs. Berto: Similar yet classes apart....

    Whitaker vs. Corrales: Love Corrales...but it will be comical

    Whitaker/Camacho vs. Malignaggi/Spadafora: The Paulies think they are fast....also think they are defensively adequate...nah..
     
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    I'm stunned this thread wasn't created by Xplosive. Or me.

    I'd make:

    Marvin Hagler vs. Miguel Cotto
    Felix Trinidad (yes Double, with the wraps) against Antonio Margarito (without wraps)
    Alexis Arguello vs. Edwin Valero
    Thomas Hearns vs. Zab Judah
    Michael Spinks vs. Julio Cesar Chavez Jr.
    Mike Tyson vs. Bob Foster
    Aaron Pryor vs. Juan Martin Coggi
     
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    Floyd Mayweather Jr v Naseem Hamed
    (130lb - in fact, this fight might have happened if MAB hadn't of pulled the covers off first)

    Mike Tyson v David Haye

    (could be any decent heavyweight but I like the splatter-effect from a) Haye shitting himself first and b) Haye's probable death)

    Julio Cesar Chavez v Amir Khan
    (still prefer the already-mentioned Chavez-Broner liquidation - but this would be funny)
     
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    Wilder has the chin of 6-year-old boy dying of a brain tumor. Holy would KO him quickly as well. ANY heavyweight great would.
     
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    I can't wait to see Wilder KO'd. Being that he actually thinks he's great, it will make it the more enjoyable.
     
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    Weight-class. :nono:
     
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    You sure it is not because he schooled Garcia?
     
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    No. You got it wrong.

    No go back and answer the question correctly or your sister gets raped. :dunno:
     

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