Nicolino Locche vs. A Mere Con

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  1. cdogg187

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    First off, obviously this is a genius versus a retard

    That's not the issue

    I'm interested more in how you see this playing out... Remember, "The Untouchable" had almost no power to speak of, so Khan's cartoonishly awful chin doesn't matter all that much here... Obviously, skills matter a lot and would eventually tell the tale, but does the great little man have some trouble early on trying to figure out the retarded, fast-handed boxbot before him?

    Does Khan get stopped via exhaustion from missing?
     
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    whiskey Czarcasm

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    I'm not sure of Kahn gets stopped but this would probably set some kind of record for missed punches. Locche made good fighters look amateurish, this would be magnified greatly against Boxbot 5000.
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Khan has a lot more success than people will admit to him having.
     
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    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Khan would win. Locche is too small and has not enough power to win, and he's slower to boot.
    Not sayng that Khan is a better fighter (it's still too early in his career to have a decisive opinion on this), but it's the perfect style matchup for him.
     
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    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Khan 15-0
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Khan get DQ....
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Locche TKO 8 when Khan's little brain organ explodes
     
  8. cdogg187

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    :giggle:

    I figured some reactionary "anti-legend" stuff would creep in here but I am genuinely amazed we actually got a Khan win prediction... Didn't think anyone would go that far
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Locche would stop that bum.
     
  10. cdogg187

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    lol, he probably would
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    I'd rather see Khan fight Cervantes.
     
  12. cdogg187

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    look like the Prescott fight probably
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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