Pro boxing would hurt

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  1. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    Cool vid.

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jg1oya01r9A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    Be cool if he made a comeback and took on ward.
     
  3. cdogg187

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    Be cool if he fell into an open mine shaft and died
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Slappy's combos look fucking fast there.

    There are another couple of cool POV vids from Hatton and Pacquiao.
     
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    I agree. But good perspective considering we know Calzaghe punches about as hard as my mother in pro boxing terms.
     
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    They look fast and hard to someone who only has amateur sparring experience at a teenager.
     
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    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I look a little like Calzaghe.
     
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    Have you ever tried milking that?
     
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    Think there'd be much money in Calzaghe look-a-like jobs?
     
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    They don't look that hard in pro boxing terms, but his combination slapping speed is undeniably high end for a super middle.
     
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    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Maybe I don't. Jaws says I look like a cross between John Travolta and Andy Garcia. His brother says I look like a cross between John Travolta and Aaron Rodgers. I am starting to think I don't look like anything and I appear to everybody in the image they want. He reminds me of me though.
     
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    I always thought you looked like Roberto Benigni
     
  13. steve_dave

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    Yeah, I see it a little in the face.
     
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    But you put yourself on the other end of that camera, and they look very hard. I'm talking as a normal person.
     
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    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Yeah. I wouldn't be confused for him, but we may be cousins or something. We are pretty similar ethnically, half Italians.
     
  16. cdogg187

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    true
     
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    You look exactly like a cross between Manute Bol and Edgar Winter, to me
     
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    You don't strike me as a slapping queer, however
     
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    That shit looks like it would hurt for real, nahmean?
     
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    I will Holla 5000
     
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    Calzaghe would fuck your ass up man. He will put his fist so far up your ass it will come out your mouth. Then he will take his dick and shove that fist right back down your throat.

    Be careful who you call queer.
     
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    yup and then he'd say "ok, now you do me!!!"
     
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    I agree. Calzaghe would stop me early in the 1st. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    At least someone got my post. :cheers:
     
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    *not that there's anything wrong with that

    :nono:
     
  27. Neil

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    how about little mexican shirt, would he stop you early as well, as he has suggested?
     
  28. steve_dave

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    No, I'd batter mexican shirt to within an inch of his life.
     
  29. Neil

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    be careful, he may be diminutive in stature but he has extensive combat experience. dont be fooled by the fact that his mexican shirt is a size smedium.
     
  30. Slice N Dice

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    He isn't a one hitter quitter obviously but he has a dig, the punches hurt enough to make an opponent think twice about engaging. A light hitter is a guy like Malignaggi, that must be like getting hit by a swarm of butterflies.
     

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