Remainder of Eddie Hearns Shit PPV UK Card {Chisora vs Parker} RBR

Chris Eubank Jr vs Marcus "Sweet Eminem" Morrison

About the most interesting thing of this is that Eubank is trained by Roy Jones Jr.

The commentators opine that Eubanks relationship with Jones has "Sprinkled Some "Stardust on Proceedings"

Bruh, you'd need a fucking meteor shower to liven this shite up.

Eubank coming out to his OWN song. The lyrics are all about him.

Round 1.

Eubank eats a jab. Misses with a few of his own and eats another one to the body. Eubank holding his hands. He tries a right, they clinch. Morrisson makes him miss. Eubank goes walkabout, lands a jab to the body. Morrison lands another great jab. Lot of posturing. Another good jab by Morisson.

10-9 Morrison.

 

Round 2
Eubank flicks the jabs, falling short, repeatedly. Morrison attacks and Eubank slides oiut of it. Eubank trying the jab to the body. I see no Roy Jones influence.

Eubank speaking with his sister. FFS.

Morrison is like Randy Turpin in terms of build and appearance. It ends there.

Eubank traps Morrison and tees off but doesn't land anything massively damaging.

Morrison times him on the way in for his troubles.

Round for Eubank.

10-9 Eubank

19-19 each.

Morrison looks a bit disheveled in his corner. Bum.

 

Round 3.

Eubank starts it all with a jab to the body.

Morrison too inactive. When he throws the jab he lands.

Eubank reaches in, Morrison slips it and slaps his back head and Eubank flies off to the ropes.

Morrison really hurt Eubank to the body there, he seems ignorant of it.

Eubank walking around.

Eubank double jabs, Morrison moves off.

Morrison shows the good jab. And again.

Eubanks mouth is open.

Eubank goads Morrison who obliges with a sharp stiff jab.

Eubank throws two jabs, to the body, both short.

Eubank posing.

Morrisons round.

10-9 Morrison.

29-28 Morisson.

 

Round 4

Eubank paws with the jab upstairs, tries one downstairs to the body, falls short.

Eubank sort of attacks and then runs off.

Eubank holds his hands out like a Mantis.

Morrison slaps a jab into his mans head.

Eubank chases him off with 4 jabs that don't land. He laments Morrisons refusal to be hit.

Eubank gets a jab to the chest.

Eubank lands a lead hook and backs his man into the ropes., Tries to bull him, but Morrison ties him up.

Eubank tries the lead hook again, miles off, twice.

Eubank punps the jabs. None of them lands.

Eubank lands a jab, Morrison backs him off with a right to the hip, Morrison lands a jab.

I think Morrison just shaded that.

10-9 Morrison.

39-27 Morrison.

 

Round 5

WILD START

Eubank initiated, gets the better of it, but gets hit clean back too.

I think Eubank hurt his hand there. He looked at it.

Morrison nose oozes blood.

Eubank fights in bursts like his old man.

Morrison gets the hook off.

Eubank gets a jab to the shoulder.

Eubank tries a wild hook. Misses.

Nice jabs from each man.

Eubank runs off when Morrison lands a right to the body and tries the jab.

Eubank Round. JUST.

48-47 Morisson.

 

Round 6, 2nd Half of the Fight.

Morrison lands a few jabs to get things moving. Eubanks holding his hands. When he tries a shot, it's a jab to the belly.

Eubank opens up and there's not much coming back for Morrison.

Morrison needs to have more faith in himself. He countered nicely there.

Eubank looking to take him out.

But he's hitting elbows and forearms.

Eubank gasses then and needs a break. Like his old man used to.

Eubank now basically walking off somewhere.

Eubank round, CLEAR.

57-57

 

Round 7

Again, a very very slow start.

Eubank lands jabs to the body, then eats one himself to the face, whereupon he goes walkabout.

 

Great RBR, this

MTF

 

Round 7 continued.....


I think Eubank could have taken this guy out, and apart, if he wanted to. He either doesn't want to or he's simply not got the attention span required.

Eubank opens up, Morrison clinches. Eubank obliges and hugs back.

Eubank back to the chest jab.

I think eubanks will stop him now.

67-66 Eubank.

 

You being SARKO

 

Nar. It's been great so far.

MTF

 

Bivol looked good

 

Round 8.

This fight will go the distance as I have now placed $5 on eubank to win by KO.

Eubank goes looking for him, Morrison this time refusing to be bullied, he responds. When Eubanks throws the right hand, he pulls it back and then scratches the back of his head with it. Fucking moron.

More posturing. I hear that Eubank once went to this guys birthday party and I think he's carrying him.

Morrison pumps the jabs and Eubanks lets them land. Nice. Very obliging.

Morrison has a nice right hand downstairs to the body. He lands it. Eubank backs him up with a left. Eubank throws a good left hook disguised as a jab.

Eubank Round.

Eubanks winning. I''ve lost count.

Edit 77-75 Eubanks.

 

Round 9.

Eubank should stop trying this lead left hook. He misses a lot and get Morrison makes him PAY with a left of his own.

Eubank lands a good jab.

They exchange jabs.

Eubank gets another jab in. He evades a right from Morrison.

I think Eubank is letting this one go the distance.

Morrison showing very little in the 9th.

Eubank winning the rounds now clearly albeit amateurishly.

Eubank 10-9.

87-84 Eubanks.

 

This is the kind of commentary the BBC website can only dream about.

MTF

 

Round 10. Touch gloves. FFS.

Eubank goes after his man. They clinch. Eubank throws wild body shots from miles off, and Morrison goes one of his own in, Eubank backs off a bit, they clinch a bit, Morrison tires a wild left.

Morrison tries to bull his man to the ropes and land shots but Eubanks avoids most of them.

Eubank gets off a jab.

Eubank rips off three slowish hooks, upstairs, finishes downstairs.

Eubank throws a flurry of left hooks. McFlurry.

Morrison bulls his man into the corner and lands nothing.

Eubank finishes with flashy ineffective inaccurate combinations.

All over. Eubank round.

97-93, on my card.

OFFICIAL CARDS:

98-92 EUBANK,

 

I have not yet begun to write.

If I had more time I'd put in more.

It truly has been tepid stuff so far, a medley of disinterested posturing, rusty fighters, and a few bits and flashes of quality.

Eubank Speaks:-

"I felt like I boxed.......I decided to box".

He knows this sport.

 

Eubank "I am a killer.......but I am here to learn.......you cannot get better by knocking guys out in the 2nd round".

So yes, he carried the fucking guy.

 

Roy Jones:-

"I give him a A+, I wanted him to back off and continue to get rounds, we've been out 2 years......back off, don't go crazy, attacked the body beautifully".

Guys, next time you decided to carry a man, let me know in advance, Thanks.

 

Warren Junior is now speaking. He confirms the plan to carry the guy.

It truly is the night of the Juniors.

Frank, Chris, Roy.

"Watch out for a massive Summer event with Chris Eubank Jr".

No, I won't.

 

Johnny Nelson

"there is no point in spending time with Roy Jones and knocking somebody out in 2, 3, 4 rounds".

Yes there is, said Antonio Tarver.

 

Froch: "Eubank was too classic".

 

Frochs hair is now totally grey.

Just like to point something out:-

Bivol , who can box, and would batter Eubank, is on the coat-tails of

Eubank Jr
Campbell Hatton
Katie Taylor.

 

Not really. Adequate. If he rematched Richards in 6 months I'd expect him to knock him out. Anything less would be not good enough,

 

Here comes Campbell "Hurricane" Hatton.

Wearing Man City kit, loads of blue moon music.

Fucking come on,

His dad is there. Looks about 15 stone.

 

Is David Axelrod doing the Emceeing

 

Campbell is fighting Levi Dunn, who is some sort of Gyppo, I am sure.

Campbell weighed in at 9 Stone 9 Lbs 9 Ounces. Mark of the beast.

Campbell has NONE of the dads method. He's not as compact or concise.

He's looking for his man......picking his spots. Lovely jab to the body-head.

Dunn started fast but he's getting his arse burst now.

Hatton working this guy now.

Hatton is battering this baldy gyppo who must be regretting his attempts to steal the microphone at the press conference.

Yes, the microphone. Yes, steal.

 

Goal for Aston Villa.

Everton 1 2 Aston Villa, 10 minutes left.

 

Round 2.

Hatton continues to work his man. Target practice stuff, reddening his mans face.

Hatton whips in a few body shots.

Really working this bum.

If he had a bit of power he'd have stopped him by now.

2 round for Hatton now

Hatton 20-18.

 

Round 3

Hatton batters his man to the floor, Hatton admonished for pulling him down. I think Hatton battered him to the floor, to be honest.

Hatton continues to tattoo the shit out of his man.

Nothing coming back now at all. I think Hatton might be thinking of taking his man out now.

30-27