Ricardo Mayorga vs Victor Ortiz

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  1. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Who wins?
     
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  2. Xplosive

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    Mayorga was a bigger, stronger, more powerful, and FAR more durable version of Maidana. So you do the math.
     
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  3. cdogg187

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    Mayorga was a terrible punching bag, but he'd knock this young lady out/force him to decide he doesn't deserve this 10 out of 10
     
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    Just the thought of this one makes me laugh. Mayorga would make Victoria his bitch both inside and outside of the ring.
     
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    Yeah, Mayorga was Sooooooooooooooo Chock Full of MACHISMO, he'd Probably Whip his Dick Out & SHOW it to Ortiz, a Time or 2...

    & Ortiz Would Probably LIKE it...

    Dudes Like Mayorga Bring the GIRL Out of "Dudes" like Ortiz...

    There'd Be a Trail of PISS from Ortiz's Dressing Room to his Corner...He'd Be Rocking White Trunks w/Some Strange, YELLOW Staining @ the Bottom...He'd Be Convulsing & Sobbing like a 6 Year Old (During the Intro's), he WOULDN'T Dare Look Mayorga in the Eye During the Staredown & he'd Be MEEK & Defensive the Entire Fight, En Route to a 2nd-3rd Round KO Loss...

    Then they'd Film a Latin Remake of "Brokeback Mountain", w/Ortiz Doing 100% of the CATCHING...

    REED:mj:
     
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    Great points
     
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    :lol: this exactly
     
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    After a round or two Victor would WISH Mayo was his dad and just left him alone.
     
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    Ortiz quits.
     
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    Mayorga bends him over in the middle of the ring.
     
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    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    :hump:
     
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    :l2: you sound like Karl there.
     
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    I was hoping somebody would think that:lol::lol:
     
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