Very funny article. Seanbaby is one of the funiest web writers around. Link here: http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-most-insane-acts-violence-in-kickboxing-history/ Sample text: 'Every fight with Rob Kaman comes with a free lifetime limp.' 'Glaube's sweetest weapon is a gator kick he calls the "Brazilian Kick." It's an attack that looks like his thigh and shin can't agree on what they're doing. It starts low so your opponent's elbow comes down to protect his body, then your kneecap dislodges and your foot swings over his gloves and into his betrayed face.' 'It was the kind of kick that makes back alley abortion doctors wince.' 'And against a normal-sized human, the impact zone of his snap kick is your liver, which is somewhere between your balls and your dong on the list of places you don't want to get kicked.'
