THE WORLD AWAITS II - JULY 7, 2007- ON FIGHTBEAT.COM

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  1. admin

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    On Saturday, July 7, Live on FightBeat.com - the highly anticipated matchup between two of the toughest cyberthugs in the history of the internet is finally here. From Parts Unknown "The Stinger" Karl Hegman makes his return to the ring against the hard chinned Steve"The Moderator" Dave in a 15 round Cyberworld Championship Matchup. This event is promoted by FightBeat Entertainment.

    "He just signed his papers" said an irrate Hegman. "It will be Aaron's final day on the planet."

    Experts are divided down the middle on this fight

    "I haven't decided if Steve Dave will die from fear or from the first punch" said FightBeat CEO Carlos Guzman. "The dude weighs like 90lbs, I weighed more than him when I was 3."

    "Hegman will have a mental breakdown when Steve Dave confronts him" said From the Ashes. " "Steve Dave is spot on with all of his articles and predictions. He will pivot Hegman all Night"

    It's Hegman vs Dave- you won't want to miss it.

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  2. Erratic

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    Karl's a "hero" who wouldn't quit with a broken nose and spars with the lightweight champion.

    Make him the betting favorite.
     
  3. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    That's me on the poster. :dunno:
     
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  5. Double L

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    Steve Dave = Jaws? I thought they were two different people.
     
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    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Only when they are mating.
     
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    fixed. I'm shot
     
  8. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    I weigh more than 90 pounds. :nono:
     
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    Nice attempt at erasing the "ASSHOLE" part on the poster, Cupey.:lol:
     
  10. Matchup_Analyzer

    Matchup_Analyzer Keyboard Warrior

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    In a Beer drinking contest Karl would be so intoxifaded he'd pass out and Beer = water to steve_dave so thats a KO win :lol:

    I got coin on steve_dave
     
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    I guess Carlos made the matchup without going through my promoter, Cameron Park.

    1. Why did Steve receive top billing?

    2. How much you gonna pay me?

    3. I weigh 170-175 depending on the week, I'm not a heavyweight.

    4. I'll take him on and give him a good bash of it, but it'll cost ya as I don't fight for free.

    5. It may have to take place in Colombia, because that is where I may be in July.

    Karl
     
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    I like the poster by the way :laughing:

    Great stuff
     
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    you fucks got some jacked up melons
     
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