Vargas vs Sly

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  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Give Sly his 3 months of training.... who wins?
     
  2. Father of Muzse

    Father of Muzse Undisputed Champion

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    Vargas.

    Sly's chin isn't as good as Augie Sanchez's.
     
  3. slystaff

    slystaff Im Banned

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    Sly KO 1

    Mismatch.
     
  4. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    There's no horse that can't be ridden and no rider that can't be thrown. That's my pick
     
  5. winner by choke

    winner by choke Undisputed Champion

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    I weigh 135 LBS and would knock Slystaff out in 3 rounds or less.

    Vargas KO1.
     
  6. slystaff

    slystaff Im Banned

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    Sure buddy. I'd knock you and your brother out on the same night. It'll take me less than a minute to render you unconscious.
     
  7. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Vargas would play buckin' broncos on slystaff.
     
  8. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Your face looks too purty to be gettin' hit.:clap:
     
  9. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Lets see here, a proven world class boxer against some braggart on an internet forum who's never lifted a glove competetivly in his todd. lol... hell Id pick Esk over Slystaff, at least he seemed genuinly commited to the errant nonsense he was spouting.:shit:

    Sly, why the fuck do you even follow the sport if you have such little respect for the participants or the skill level involved?:dunno:
     
  10. slystaff

    slystaff Im Banned

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    You're a very gullible and simple minded soul if you thought I was being serious. :notallthere:
     
  11. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    lol indeed I am. :lol: I didn't take you as such a fool Sly, I should have known.
     
  12. winner by choke

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    while there is little doubt youd put aaron in a body bag, if you beat me in any type of combat (besides magic cards or dungeons and dragons...or whatever you do) i would probably kill myself.
     
  13. slystaff

    slystaff Im Banned

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    :laughing: Very funny post.
     
  14. winner by choke

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    agreed.

    as long as the rules involves no kicking with the hind legs, you are without a chance in hell.
     
  15. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Sly is in shape so if they fought now he COULD win a 4 round decision over the fat Vargas
     
  16. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    :lol: I think I was an angrier person 3 1/2 years ago.
     
  17. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    vargas didnt look as fat when he was in the dressing room with rios
     
  18. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Still, as buff as Sly might be.....Vargas KO 1. :lol:
     
  19. Destruction and Mayhem

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    Mismatch now if you give me three months training. Vargas is shot. :atu:
     
  20. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    indeed you were. Interesting thread to read today :partie:
     
  21. Neil

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    how much do u weigh
     
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    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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  23. Neil

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    you might be able to beat roger vargas
     
  24. cdogg187

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    Vargas KO 1

    Sly looks fit and athletic while unconscious on the canvas

    Vargas, seeing his handiwork, takes a deep fat-man breath and promptly demands a Corona
     
  25. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    :laughing:

    Nicely done.

    I'm not just fit and athletic..I'm also kinda FAST!! :hammert:

    My combinations are a blur and that overhand right....I just don't think Vargas can take it now with his bad back!
     
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  27. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Buddy vs Sy would be a good match. I say lets start driving a wedge between them.:crafty:
     
  28. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Actually, depending on how much Fernando had to drink, sly might be able to roger Vargas. [​IMG]
     
  29. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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  30. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    I can beat Buddy as long as I keep it a distance/striking fight. But if he manages to grab me, it's all over. Dude's looks as strong as an OX!
     

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