Vinny Pazienza vs Pernell Whitaker @ 135

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  1. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Who wins?
     
  2. whiskey

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    Cdogg, braodwayjoe ...

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    broadwayjoe Undisputed Champion

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    Sheesh. Of course Whitaker wins. But Vinny's hand & foot speed,
    aggressiveness and sometimes unorthodox style allows him to win a few rounds along the way and to be competitive in some of the rounds he loses.

    Whitaker wins a 117-111 or 116-112 type decision.
     
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  4. whiskey

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    I was expecting better.
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    I dont think it'd be nearly as close as bwj thinks. Pea shuts out that greasy streroid monkey.
     
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    :nono: You didn't specifiy if Vinny's coffee high was timed properly or not.
     
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    LMAO :laughing::laughing:

    Unless Whitaker slips on some of that guido's excess hair gel while Pazienza is slapping him in the back and it somehow is credited as a knockdown for that slimy steroid greaseball, I see Whitaker winning virtually every round except for the round or two he dedicates to laughing at Pazienza while George Benton screams at him to quit fooling around

    Rhode Island and slimy, garlic-breathed, big-nosed, needlessly gesticulating wops everywhere mourn as Pazienza loses a 118-110 sort of decision to "some 360-degree basketball dunking, fried-chicken eatin' Moolie"

    WHITAKER by unquestionable decision over the fighter I hate more than anyone ever
     
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    Afterwards, Pazienza and his crew can go get a pizza at Sal's Famous, LOL:lol:
     
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    :lol::lol:wHAT'S UP CDOGG. oUT OF THE PEN?
     
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    I feel confident in saying Paz's landed punches would be under 5 per round.
     
  13. broadwayjoe

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    What's cool about this is that cdogg will pick Paz to win a MM when the matchup calls for it, despite his hating Paz with the intensity of a million suns. :lol:
     
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    LOL @ Paz. He'd get clowned.
     
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    LMAO, I was in there with Mob/Ton-Ton for assaulting several people with a turdball
     
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    Damn right! I am honest and I try to be as objective as I can... but god I hate that guy

    :lol:
     

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