Vitali Klitschko vs Bert Cooper

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  1. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Who wins?
     
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  2. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    Bert cooper would have him packing porridge in Pakistan within two weeks
     
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    Cooper punches Vitali's shoulder and wins
     
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    Cooper would be collecting bundles of cavendish bananas in Burnsley by Boxing Day
     
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    cooper would be cookin crack in a Kutztown kitchen by chinese new year.
     
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    Cooper would have Vitali making rhubarb pie in Rwanda within 10 days
     
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    Vitali would be selling syrup in Siberia within the week.
     
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    Vitali would be fighting fires in Frankfurt by Flag day
     
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    It would be similar to Cooper's fight against Carl "The Truth" Williams, but much worse for Smokin' Bert.

    Cooper (who could take a punch) quits after about four or five rounds.
     
    StingerKarl, Jan 25, 2013
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    Cooper would be ripping nips in River Oaks by Rosh Hashanah
     
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