Vitali Klitschko vs Tex Cobb

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  1. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    6'3 235 NON FAT, iron chinned challenger with pretty decent defence and head movement. Sounds like a nice step up for Vitali.

    How's this go?
     
  2. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    Tough one. Cobb was way better, but smaller. Vitali might eek out a decision, unless he quits first.
     
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    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    This would be Vitali's best win by quite a bit.
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Vitaly by Decision.....



    now if it was baby brother Wladimir....he would get wasted late in the fight...
     
  5. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    How many rounds do you see Cobb winning? 7, 4, 0?
     
  6. cdogg187

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    Vitali 12-0, 11-1 at worst
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Yeah seriously, this isn't even competitive. Vitali shut out.
     
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    Cobb does what he does best, absorbs punches while people watch in horror
     
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    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Cobb would win if it were a 30 rounder
     
  10. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Yep.

    Repeat of Vitali-Sanders only without the stoppage.
     
  11. cdogg187

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    Cobb could indeed go undefeated in 30 rounders-- his opponents would break their hands eventually
     
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    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    My first post was a joke, but this one is factual.
     
  13. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    I think it'd be a good fight. Vitali would win but it'd probably be harder than expected.
     
  14. cdogg187

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    depends on what you mean by "good", Taig

    If you mean it'd be steady action with a gallant effort by Cobb to make things happen, than I agree

    but if you mean good and CLOSE, I'd have to disagree... Cobb brings looping punches with average power on them, a ridiculous ability to absorb shots without blinking and a sense of humor, but not much else... sure, he moved his head once in a while, but very slowly, generally he was incredibly hittable... also he's having to come into range with a guy 3 or 4 inches taller who awkwardly but effectively throws long, straight punches with either hand... I just can't see Cobb doing anything other than trying, putting on a good effort, while losing emphatically
     
  15. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    What about Klitschko against the world-ranked equivalent of Cobb, George Chuvalo?
     
  16. cdogg187

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    pretty much the same thing, honestly
     

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