Wald pussy vs Tim Witherspoon

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  1. Jimmy

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    How wud dis go daaaan?
     
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    It would be a repeat of the Jorge gONZALEZ fight except that Timmy would need to land one right hand. Actually, it would be a repeat of the Darroll Wilson fight.
     
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    I would think the Gonzalez fight is stylistically a better comparison to how Wald pussy/Witherspoon unfolds. I think Timmy would use his superior boxing skills to get around the telegraphed jab and inflict enough damage, but he would take some in the process. Wald pussy probably would last longer than 5 rounds though as he's more competent than Gonzalez, imo.
     
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    I agree. It would e a combo of both. Wald Pussy would be out after 1 right hand found his chin instead of the 68 GONZALEZ TOOK. So, the fight would be stylistically like the GONZO fight and a quick brutal end like the Wilson fight. Wald Pussy would be dreaming.
     
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    prime 'Spoon by KO
     
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    Wlad won't win a single MM here. Make it against Brian Nielsen and it will be Nielsen KO5
     
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    Aesthetically, yes
     
  9. Irish

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    Nielsen is white.

    Better change that to.......Shavers or some shit.

    The Wlad that has been improving steadily under Steward would annihilate Witherspoon.
     
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    Generally. Observe what's happened these last ten years when old style 'aesthetic' fighters like Floyd, Old Hopkins & Fat Toney have fought more basic 'do what works' guys. If there weren't limits to robotic simplicity there would never have been reason for more advanced skill sets to evolve in the first place.
     
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    Wlad isn't a limited simple robot. Thats the problem. He has the best set of feet in the business. Manny Steward keeps saying it and people keep not listening- he is faster than people think. A lot of that is down to his feet. His hands are also fast but the feet is what has him in range when he wants to be and out of reach when he wants to be.

    The case can be made for some sort of a well-timed trap set by a skilled fighter, but.......anybody getting blown out by Bonecrusher might just get blown out vs Wlad. I say might, because he is cautious, but that in itself is a problem rather than a relief.

    There are basic laws of physics at work here. Unless the old "Sam Langford Could KO A Heavyweight" nonsense is applied, we have to assume that a 208lb man just has a much harder time hurting a 240lb man. Not only is Witherspoon slower and smaller than Wlad, he is slower and smaller, either or both, than the guys Wlad has lost to- none of whom blew him out in a single round either.
     
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    Name me an era where Hopkins, Floyd & Toney would not have been considered as extremely skillful guys. The fact that they are doing well is not exactly a proof that this era is poor.

    Also, no amount of skill helps if the opponent is physically too far superior (fast, strong, tall, whatever). Thus, if the fighters are about as good physically, skillful guys take over, but if someone comes up with more physical development, technique has to catch up with it too (not saying it has necessarily happened)
     
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    Hut, your boy Dwyer is putting Hopkins, Tarver and Holyfield forward as candidates to beat Wlad*
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    * The current versions of Hopkins, Tarver and Holyfield.
     
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    You are completely wrong. Wlald PUSSY is as basic as a fighter can possibly get. tHE GUY CAN'T FIGHT AT ALL!! HE just has fast hands and extreme power.
     
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    If that were the case, he wouldnt have won an Olympic gold medal or be undefeated for the last 7 years.
     
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    It is the case because he can't fight. He has more talent than any other heavyweight by a mile and has still been knocked cold 3 times. Mormeck stayed in range and ducked and all wALD THE pussy could to was grab.I am not saying he isn't talented. I am saying he is just a basic fighter.Maybe his talent and his lack of toughness and chin have made him complacent. HE is as subtle and Basic as John Ruiz.
     
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    Prime Witherspoon KO 5.

    He's no David Haye.
     
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    I'd pick Wald pussy if Spoon came in fat
     
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    With Wlad allot depends on whether the ref does his job. It should be mandated that Joseph Cooper officiate any contests sanctioned on the forum.
     
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    The current wald pussy is harder to beat than he used to be, by way of uber stink an the wald pussy super clasp. Witherspoon wasn't exactly amazing, I'd probably favour wald pussy by decision.
     
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    If Duran never got disqualified for holding, then neither will Wlad (admit it, you have been baiting me to say this) :finger:
     
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    'fight your way out'. All I ask. No problem for The Duran.
     
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    Anyway, I think Wlad wins this by decision, about 8-4
     
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    short hands good, long hands evil
     
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    tell that to someone who actually watched that rubbish.
     
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    Nah my discrimination is different & I've made it again and again by now - are you cheating to fight or are you cheating to escape? One is in the spirit of what you're being paid for, the other cheats not only your opponent but the people paying you & in the long run, the sport. In the case of defensive 'clinch & stop' (& the second part pisses me off as much as the first) you're also wiping out a whole legitimate dimension of the sport to cover up your own shortcomings in schooling.

    Escapology, leap amateurism, earmuffing & jazzercise - the endemic cancers of 21st century boxing.
     
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    Duran would not have had a career if the rules were enforced. He was a holding machine as much as Ricky Hatton.IMHO, he was unwatchable. My favorite fights of his were against joppy and Hearns.
     

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