Witherspoon V Haye

Discussion in 'Mythical Matchups' started by Pascals Wager, Feb 19, 2016.

  1. Pascals Wager

    Pascals Wager Undisputed Champion

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    Both on their best night.
    Tim By clean KO in 8
     
  2. Erratic

    Erratic "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Haye gets stopped, unless he pulls out a flukish win like Bonecrusher did, when Spoon allegedly threw the fight.

    Haye is shit. One of the most overrated fighters in recent memory. People yap about his vaunted hand speed but it is limited to single punches. He is chinny with shaky stamina, poor workrate, his defense is only good when it comes completely at the expense of his offense (such as the wald fight).

    I wouldn't pick him to beat the "lovable loser" Bruno. Nor would he perform as competitively in his title fights as Bruno did if he had to face greats like Lewis and Tyson, or a very good HW like Spoon. He barely squeaked past that ugly 7 foot ogre, and then Holyfield beats that ogre more clearly and Holyfield was more shot than Murphy in Robocop.
     
  3. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Spoon. As said, Haye is more flash than substance.
     
  4. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Spoon would kill that bum.
     
  5. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Spoon is the better fighter and I don't think Haye has even a puncher's chance to be honest.
     
  6. cdogg187

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    Witherspoon schools that leap amateur and knocks him out
     
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    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Spoon KO 7

    What if Spoon came in fat
     
  8. Pascals Wager

    Pascals Wager Undisputed Champion

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    Well that's a relief. I was starting to worry about you guys & Haye...
     

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