Worst Boxing Physique of all-time?

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  1. Buddy Rydell

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    a more interesting topic is "worst physique of all time amongst successful boxers"

    that award would probably have to go to james toney or an older duran
     
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    Might be more interesting to limit it to prime non-heavyweights (aka leave out the fatties). In which case Joe Calzaghe gets my vote.
     
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    :lol:

    Tough to argue with this one.
     
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    Are those drips of jobby on his skin? :atu:
     
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    Hamed always lacked a athletic build and definition.
     
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    It looked like scar tissue. But nevermind that - have a look at the Nat'l Geographic boobs on the guy. :lol:
     
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    The guy looks like Sherman Klump's twin brother. Friday Ahunanya. He lost a decision to David Tua last year. Tua must be embarrassed at going 12 rounds with that elephant seal. Ahunanya's most recent fight was with Chris "Look at my flabby" Areolae.

    Just goes to show you that sweaty bouncing titties aren't always a good thing.
     
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    He lacked the latter a bit, but he was well put together/proportioned. Calzaghe just had a huge neck & nothing else but old man pecks and spaghetti arms. Cunt.
     
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    Good one.
     
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    Yeah how can a world cass lightweight be fat at the weigh in? :dunno: Some liposuction and he'd have been a badass featherwight
     
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    One with a reputation for great stamina too (even though he didn't put much into his shots)
     
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    that pic in your link is Friday? he used to be in reasonably good shape, like when he faced Tua. now he looks like a fat bitch.
     
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    Tua himself deserves consideration. Not just for his oft-atrocious weight, but being so short (and short-armed) and essentially resembling a Lucky Troll at the time he had THAT haircut.
     
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    Another would be Larry Holmes. God awful to look at. Scrawny neck, weedy shoulders and toothpick arms, a soft mid-section and a wide (and it grew as his years as champ mounted) ass...and that was when he was fighting the likes of Norton and Ali in his prime!
     
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    I missed it. You implying it was a Pacific Islander?

    If its the case that a Fob has swindled the Government out of $11,000,000 with some manner of scheme, Im as impressed as I am appalled.

    I wouldnt know whether to lock him away or applaud him. Whats the backstory?
     
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    I saw Gabe lose to a guy 100 pounds lighter than him a few weeks ago.

    :lol:
     
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    Yeah, it was on the news, as soon as I saw it I thought of you and your somewhat 'contraversial' theory. Then SBS broadcasted a history documentary called 'Islamic spain' ,..and I thought of you again.. :crafty:
     
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