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I saw the title of the thread and immediately thought it was one of those stupid fucking parody movies that seem to be getting worse and worse as the years go on. Turns out I was right. :bears:
All you have to do is look at the box officer numbers. Clearly the movies are getting liked more and more as each one passes. The Fast and the Furious [TABLE] <tbody>[TR] [TD][/TD] [TD]$207,283,925 [/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]2 Fast 2 Furious[/TD] [TD]$236,350,661[/TD] [TD][/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift [/TD] [TD]$158,468,292[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Fast and Furious [/TD] [TD]$363,164,265[/TD] [TD][/TD] [TD][/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Fast Five [/TD] [TD]$626,137,675[/TD] [TD][/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Fast & Furious 6 [/TD] [TD]$788,679,850[/TD] [TD][/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Furious 7 [/TD] [TD]$1,511,726,205[/TD] [/TR] </tbody>[/TABLE]
C'mon really? I'd expect the box office card being drawn by Panchy, but not you. The only one of that list I'd consider worth a shit, is the one with the lowest box office. The one without the swole up movie stars in it. People like The Rock and The Diesel driving cars off buildings.......but that doesn't make them good movies. If you're going to draw the box office card, then I'm going to draw the "Transformers" card..........and I don't even have to go into any explanation for you to know what that means. Disappointed in you. :nono:
Except looking that the critics reviews for Transformers and compare them to the critics reviews for Fast and Furious. Fast and Furious - 53% RT 2 Fast 2 Furious - 36% RT Toyko Drift - 36% RT Fast & Furious 28% RT Fast Five 77% RT Fast 6 69% RT Fast 7 79% RT as you can see, not only do box office numbers prove people are enjoying it, but the critic reviews are getting better and at the highest they have ever been. No, im not panchy, I bring it. BTW, the highest the Transformers movies ever got was a 57% RT. And it's been all downhill since then. I also believe as a franchise fast and Furious has made more money than Transformers as a Franchise. Now go Get your FUCKING SHINE BOX
:: They're bad movies man, but I can understand why people like them. As far as Rottentomatoes and the Critics, I think it suffers from the "well, they're not quite as bad as the last" syndrome. Like people who think that Holyfield somehow won the 2nd meeting with Lennox Lewis, just because he performed slightly better then the last time. So, like I said, I understand why people like them, but they are no "Point Break" redux. :nono:
Fuck out of here man. They are action movies. Action movies are not pieces of Art. Commando is fucking awesome, but it's fucking awesome. Shit is not trying to go for no awards.
10 replies already. The Fast & Furious movies are HUGELY entertaining and if you watch any and fail to be at least entertained, then you need to fuck off to Pseud's Corner and discuss the works of Sir David Lean or Ken Loach instead...
The last one was so stupid it wasn't funny. And how they milked that fucking faggot who died... disgusting.
They are entertaining but only in the way that you keep getting enraged because you don't even see stuff that unrealistic in James Bond movies, lately...
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Are you serious? You are the same one who has always slapped me in the face saying that box office grosses has nothing to do with the quality of films! This franchise (and Transformers) is the most moronic ever in cinema history. You have to park your brains somewhere to enjoy these dumb films. And by the way this thread title is misleading since this is just 15 seconds promo of the TEASER trailer that will be released on Sunday.
:laughing: You're right, it is pretty fucking funny. 9.5/10 Will never beat Point Break II though. :nono:
I hate that song. I mean really, really, really hate that song. It makes me angry and wish death upon people that don't deserve it.
How dare you! Even then President Reagan praised Rambo:First Blood Part II when it was released! an: That said those Fast & Fury film violates not only logic but its own plotlines just as dumb as the premise in Logan's Run that no one can live beyond age thirty but the Sandmen extras looked over 40!
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You constantly talk down movies that are worth a shit, and then you carry the flag for this shit and The Avengers. You should not be allowed to talk smack to anybody ever again about anything, from this point forward. You're the Armond White of FightBeat.com movie critics. :nono:
No. The Fast And The Furious franchise is one of the most entertaining in movie history. They certainly are made with tongue-in-cheek and a healthy dose of irony. Everyone has some 'down-time' from being all serious & snobby about movies, music, etc and as you know very little - relatively speaking - compared to my vast knowledge and repertoire of movie-watching/collecting/annecdotes... I'll let you off with a bitch-slap this time.