Battleship

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  1. BOSS

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    You keep the Goddess' name out of your mouth you dirty ginger lucky charm mother fucker!! :flip:
     
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    What the fuck? You simply should have said 10-9 Anthony. Know your role and keep this sissy shit to yourself
     
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  4. His_Royness

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    I like those pictures...


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    Rihanna is talentless as they come, but I'd fuck the feeling out of her toes.
     
    Xplosive, May 22, 2012
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    Haymaker WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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  7. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Same thing as normal guys saying, "Yeahhhhh!! I'd fuck that all night long!!"

    Basically, you'd shit yourself if she came onto you and probably wouldnt get wood.
    :lol:
     
    Rich ´Money´ Mustard, May 22, 2012
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    One thing about Rihanna though, she is definitely a freak. I've seen all kinds of photo's of her dressing all super freaky and half nude. I know she doesn't give a shit her naked photo is floating around out there on the internet (unlike that cry baby Scarlet Johanson who did everything in her power to try and have her's removed) and there's probably a dozen more Rihanna nude photos out there.
     
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    I've fucked girls I find more attractive than Rhianna:dunno:
     
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  11. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Fame is beauty, cdogg. You have probably f*cked girls who are a lot hotter than Britney Spears too. But that doesn't change the fact that Spears is one of the top 20 most famous people on earth.
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Yes very good hanzy......
     
    ILLUMINATI, May 22, 2012
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    a good point, very fair

    I suppose a person being that famous would/could make one anxious
     
    cdogg187, May 22, 2012
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    Would you bang the Olsen Twins? Their net worth is like $100 million+ :clapagain:
     
    Hanz, May 23, 2012
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  15. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    .
     
    Rich ´Money´ Mustard, May 23, 2012
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    "Battleship" as directed by Wes Anderson


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    I think they are pretty weird looking, honestly
     
    cdogg187, May 23, 2012
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    They are ugly and have the body of pre-teen...CHINESE GIRLS....so in other words..they have the body of a 12 year old...AMERICAN BoY
     
    ILLUMINATI, May 23, 2012
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  19. Hanz

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    You didn't answer my question, cdogg.
     
    Hanz, May 24, 2012
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    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    for free?

    no
     
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  21. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    still no?

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  22. cdogg187

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    still no

    nothing special there
     
    cdogg187, May 24, 2012
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  23. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    LOL....and that is not even their bodies...:bears:those tits, stomach and torso are too feminine and develop......the real Olsen twin body probably resemble Auschwitz survivor...circa July 1944
     
    ILLUMINATI, Sep 26, 2012
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    4/10 Pretty shitty....Didn't like the main character.....Liam Neeson didn't play a big part in it....the movie had terrible pacing one second the main character is being arrested for breaking and entering..the next he is in the navy playing soccer against the japanese and questioning his brother he brought him to the navy instead of service prison time(I guess not sure). It didn't feel like a EXTINCTION EVENT and it didn't feel like a WORLD PROBLEM...one small group of sailors saved the world.....using a USS MISSOURI....dumb fucking aliens 2...ONE VIEWING and I'm DONE....don't feel like I have to watch it again...didn't miss anything....and it's not FUN enough to repeat...
     
    ILLUMINATI, Sep 26, 2012
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    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

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    Don't say that: that will arouse him!
     
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    who, your dad?
     
    cdogg187, Sep 27, 2012
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    Your sinful pedophilic tendencies. This is time of salvation: repent and convert to [​IMG]
     
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    "Don't say that, that will arouse him"

    "who?"

    "your sinful pedophilic (not a word, by the way) tendencies"

    The syntax problems notwithstanding, your response begs another fascinating question: Are you actually suggesting that a pedophile can be redeemed by merely claiming to have repented and converted to Christianity?

    Is that how your bitch ass joined up?
     
    cdogg187, Sep 27, 2012
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  29. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Watched it last night (downloaded, of course).
    Agree with you 100%.

    The small boat approaches what of quite clearly and obviously a huge alien craft and they all casually go, "Huh? What is it? Something the Chinese are working on?"

    Endless, CGI battle-scenes with idiots like Reeana going "Light it up!!" and shooting a gun...alongside other, equally retarded fuckwtis with more guns shouting, "Light 'em up" when clearly their weapons don't do shit.
    (2 guys with Barrett Light-50 sniper rifles taking out alien warcraft? :scratcher:)

    The obligatory Jeff-Goldblum-type geek who manages to get into the aliens compound and steal whatever it is they need to weaken the dumb-aliens defences.

    Not the worst movie, entertaining enough but deleted it as soon as the credits rolled...
     
    Rich ´Money´ Mustard, Oct 8, 2012
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  30. Hanz

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    Absolutely sh*t movie! I first thought it must've been made by Roland Emmerich who generally makes these big budget sh*t movies like 2012, 10000 BC, etc.
     
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