Expendables III : Update Teaser included

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    True. This reminds of the 1967 Mexican/American western 'The Bandits" starring then major superstar Robert Conrad, Jan Michael Vincent, a bunch of international Mexican stars like Pedro Almendariz Jr, Antonio Aguilar, Manuel Lopez Ochoa etc as part of a six men gang fighting the invading French soldiers. At the end all of them, except two, die gruesome deaths that happens so fast without having time to give any shitty emotional speech, but leaving audiences in shock ("OMG they killed the young kid!! OMG they just killed the f@#$% star of the movie Robert Conrad!!! Omg who is next!!!") That could be a nice ending for Expendables III: KILL ALL OF THEM!!!
     
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    R E N T A L !!!:boring:
     
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    satan loves a prideful man.
     
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    What was Sly thinking casting Victor Ortiz???
     
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    not enough women.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    :lol: someone has to quit & cry?
     
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    Hopefully he dies in this film.
     
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    Nothing can be worse than his real career.
     
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    Yeah and Ronda Rousey aint gonna do it.
     
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    Oops sorry I meant to say die in real life.
     
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    ala brandon Lee?
     
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    Brandon Lee is a good choice
     
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    The Expendables 3 review. Not a work of art. Not an action classic. Not even remotely memorable...but I found it more entertaining than the previous two films. The plot is simple and straightforward, no twists, no surprises, no major revelations, just excuses to create a major showdown climax...and it delivers in the ammo department. Sly keeps being Sly, Antonio Banderas is incredibly annoying when his character is supposed to be funny; Mel Gibson delivers a cartoonish performance as the film's evil, evil, EVIL baddie', Wesley Snipes shines a little bit at the beginning of the film, Arnold gets to say 'Get to the choppah!!', Harrison Ford looks uncomfortable doing delivering his cliché lines, Victor Ortiz was so awful you were rooting for his character to get killed, Jet Li was barely there at the end...but then there was Rhonda Rousey, the brightest star in this 'star studded' film. Rousey has killer looks, exudes charisma, sexiness and lethality all at the same time. Her fight scenes were the best of the film. Someone in Hollywood, please, give this woman her own solo movie! In conclusion, if you liked the previous two films and don't mind PG-13 violence, then you'll enjoy this one. 7/10

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    I thought it was really a slow start. But the last 45 minutes of the movie was great. Just all out action. Disappointing with the Stallone/Gibson fight . But all of Stallone's fights with the main villains suck.
     
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    True.
    Also it kinda was homaging a bit the final fight scene from Lethal Weapon.
     
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    Which lethal weapon?
     
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    the first one when Gibson and badguy fight in the water puddle.
     
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