Hanz vs Free Ike...Who Wins?

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Who wins in a fight?

  1. Hanz

    46.2%
  2. Free Ike

    53.8%
  1. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Somebody gonna get hurt real bad
     
  2. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

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  3. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    free ike vs indian dyke
    ganesha save me
     
  4. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    I'm not making a pick on this one. I have met both guys...even sparred with Hanz. I dropped him but he's tough.
     
  5. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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  6. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    How tall is Free Ike?
     
  7. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

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    When did you meet Hanz?
     
  8. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    6'ish? I don't really pay attention to that kinda stuff.
     
  9. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    A few years back. We sparred at a boxing gym in Toronto. I dropped him with a body shot, kind of a dick move.
     
  10. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

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    describe him
     
  11. Neil

    Neil ABJECT COWARD

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    sounds flimsy, did he stink?
     
  12. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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  13. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    I sent steve some boxing tapes and we met when he came to Toronto many years back. He was still a teenager. Probably still growing as I remember he was around 6'1 or so at the time so must have grown more since then.
    He was a lot taller than me. We just put gloves on for fun.
    He jabbed me to the body and I almost threw up the Burger King I ate.
    We talked a bit and then checked out.
    I told steve I was leaving but instead I was waiting for him in the locker room so I could snap his pic while he was undressing. I waited for steve inside the bathroom stall but he caught me. So we talked a bit more and then I took off.
     
  14. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    I promised I wouldn't.

    He smelled like most Indian fellas.
     
  15. Neil

    Neil ABJECT COWARD

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    trying to pattern himself after mayweather jr. broner before broner, if you will.
     
  16. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    :bears: thanks for not trying to molest me.
     
  17. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Yeah, I remember you said I was like 5'3ish or so even though I tell people I'm 5'4.
     
  18. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

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    Sounds like two faggots on a date.
     
  19. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

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    5'3 ? Are you sitting on a phone book as we speak ?
     
  20. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    you and me were supposed to meet in a mcdonalds parking lot last year in mississauga.
     
  21. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    5'3 with my shoes on
     
  22. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

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    Lies.
     
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    BOSS TBD

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    High Heels ?
     
  24. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I have a picture of Hanz.
     
  25. BOSS

    BOSS TBD

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    does it stink ?
     
  26. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    He looks like and indian Mario.
     
  27. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Hanz is a faggot. I trained in Muay Thai for about 5 years. I doubt I could kick anyone's ass though. I am near crippled. I am going to need major back surgery. That said, I am pretty sure I could take Hanz. He is a gay little troll who talks of nothing but cocks. I wouldn't have to do much but show up and he would bend over.Buddy has the right analysis. I have been in plenty of fights and I a have about a 500 record. That said, there is a difference between people who fight and people who post pictures of cocks like a faggot. BTW, the tags are hilarious.
     
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  28. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    Fights with your ex-girlfriend! Yay!!!! :finger:
     
  29. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Is it the girlfried part that offends you Lil' fella? You don't have to worry and cry to the mods like your bitch ass did before. Funny, that you act like a tough guy, but can still quote a pm sent from me in 2006. WHAHAAHAHAAAHA LITTLE pussy faggot. Whaha "make death threats against the rules." whahahahahaa. You need not worry about me. There is no way I'd agree to get anywhere near a gay little smelly Indian fella who has kocks'a'plenty on the mind.My fights were once a matter of public record.
     
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  30. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

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    I was afraid of you before. I thought you were a 6'2 fighting machine on here with the qualifications of Mike Dave. I thought you had real ability and were a top notch lawyer who could f*ck up anybody on here if they crossed you. So I did what any sensible person would do. I stayed out of your way because I figured "This guy means business, I ain't gonna f*ck with him."

    Now that I realized you're a borderline crippled who does Tae Bo and passes that off as real fighting and you like to wear other men' sweated pants around your face, I'd slap the sh*t out of you and bend you over and push 3.25" of Punjab Power up your anus and make you enjoy it!:pissed:
    Free Cunt!
     

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