If I had it my way......

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  1. Double L

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    1. Mijares would've schooled crab-man and mocked his crab style in the final round.

    2. Pavlik would've decepitated that ex-con street fighting stinker fighter who we all know has been on steroids for 20 years now

    3. RJJ will knock Calzaghe the fk out in the 3rd round

    4. ODH would've quit fighting like a pussy and gone after PBF like he wanted to kill him, and then knocked him out.
     
  2. Double L

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    btw:

    does anyone allow for the possibility that ODH let it be close so that there may be a lucrative rematch (i.e. no jab, hardly any left hooks to the head, seemingly aiming his punches for PBF's gloves extended a foot from his body)?

    and that PBF knows this and it's why he want nothing to do with a rematch because he knows ODH was holding back and if he wanted to would severely dismantle the smaller PBF who could do nothing but back pedal the whole fight unless ODH allowed him to stand his ground by stopping punching?
     
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    Fuck you! Pick Calzaghe!
     
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    If you had your way, that would be the case. In reality, I think it's wishfull thinking on your part.
     
  5. Jake

    Jake WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    basically, you're asking if Oscar participated in a fight w/ a pre-determined outcome for at least the second time in his career. Right?
     
  6. Double L

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    when was the first?
     
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  8. Double L

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    so Jake you're agreeing with me that ODH "let" PBF win their first and possibly only fight?

    I see a motive there. What was his motive in the Hopkins fight? I guess getting KO'd in that case may have been less humiliating than fighting not to lose for five more rounds and looking like a chipmunk by fight's end the way Joppy did.
     
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    Jake WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I'm asking if you honestly believe Oscar makes it a practice to participate in fights with pre-determined outcomes.

    I wouldn't go far as to say Oscar "let" Floyd win, but never denied any suggestion that both fought as if they knew (or expected that) a lucrative rematch was in their future.
     
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    If I had it my way:

    1. Roy Jones would get exposed in every fight just like Tito was doing to him before he ran out of gas.

    2. DLH would get laid out at least once a year

    3. Naseem Hamed would make a comeback and get stretched.

    4. James Toney would KO Wladimir Klitschko and then Vitali

    5. Women's boxing would be banned. It's pointless

    6. Heavyweights wouldn't weight more than 215lbs

    7. we would have same day weigh-ins

    8. every boxing writer that never got into the ring should train 6-months with a pro and spar a few times. Let's see who they call a BUM afterwards

    9. Judges would be fired for ridiculous scorecards that are out of line with other judges. I'd also like to see judges with access to tv monitors to view the action from different angles.

    10. Finally, I'd eliminate 3/4 of the boxing websites and leave only the most popular (FightNews, Max Boxing, BoxingScene, and of course Fightbeat.com) hahahahhaaha
     
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  12. Double L

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    i know. wouldn't that be funny if ODH extended PBF the courtesy of not beating him senseless in order to allow for a lucrative rematch, only for PBF to wimp out and pass on a high 7 figure pay-day?
     
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    Then stop posting articles about it!
     
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    dsimon writes:

    :bears::bears: Proof that great minds are in the same gutter! I agree with virtually all of these!!
     
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    If i had my way:

    1) People would get slapped automatically for saying ink pen....whateothr kind of pen is there!!!

    2) Public rudeness would be seen as the symptom of a decadent society and anyone participting in it would get an on the spot caning in the street by a retired eastern euro pug.

    3) People in San francisco would be made to take a driving course before getting license... where they learn to: signal, go out into the intersection when making a turn, how to pass a vehicle stopped in the street temporarily, not to antagonize other drivers, how not to pullout in the middle of traffic.

    4) Cantonese would not be an acceptable second language option for kids in the san francisco school system.... School should bring kids out of the ghetto not encourage them to remain in it.

    5) Lok would be president and Hanzy vice president... no questions asked.

    6) Double L would be scapegoated for all society's evils bar none. Hydrogenated oils included. :kidcool:

    and finally Reed would get to replace in a full military ceremony Terminator X as Chuck D's minister of information!
     
  16. Hanz

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    That fight was a farce. Wouldn't surprise me if there was some fixing going on there.
     
  17. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    total bs hanzy..

    Floyd is just way too good for the golden one

    no fixing needed...

    if I had my way FLoyd would have really have given Hatton a bigger beating.. then knock him out COLD!

    then after Hatton is asleep, floyd would have put him on his back, opened up HAttons unconsious mouth, dropped his drawers and taken a big stinking shit in Hatton's mouth! then close his mouth so it gets all in his teeth..

    then he'd stand up and jerk off and cum all over Hatton's face and hair:cheer:
     
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    If I had it my way, you'd have been dead before you could have opened this thread.
     
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    - Same day weigh-ins
    - None of this alphabet soup
    - Mayweather and Cotto would've fought in the spring of this year
    - Don King would be in prison
    - Hopkins would've stopped Calzaghe in round 1
    - Montiel and Darchinyan will fight early 2009
    - Pacquiao either knocks DLH half-conscious, or stops him to the body
    - Tyson would have KO'd Lewis in 90 seconds
    - Rahman will KO Wlad in two rounds
    - Vitali will lose his next fight
    - Quartey would've been a more active fighter in the late 90s/early 00s.
    - The truth comes out about Holyfield's steroid and HGH use, rendering his wins over Tyson to no-contests.
    - Eder Gonzalez is recognized as the WBA junior welterweight champion for the 3 month period between the Coggi fights in 1993-94, and receives a belt for it.
    - Footage of all of the bouts with the old-time classic fights/fighters (Burley, Zale-Graziano 1-2, Saddler-Pep 2, etc...) will emerge, and with decent quality.
    - Chico would not have been a drinker
     
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    - Referee's to enforce the ENTIRE set of fucking rules, instead of only pulling fighters up for low blows.

    Wlad's clinches appropriately dealt with, Fraud's elbows /palms dealt with, Hopkins headbutt/ lack of engagement dealt with, etc,..

    - Ban that illegal shoulder-roll shit and stop glorifying it as "wizardry".

    - Divisions would be categorised by geometrical measurements instead of weight, which would get rid of those dinstinctive weight cutting predators who dont belong in smaller divisions.

    - 'Close rounds' have to be scored in favour of the fighter leading, and trying to make the fight.

    - Instead of 3 judges, why not 10 or more around the ring?.. 20+ eyes judging the fight,.. that may help deterr bribing from De La Hoya or Wilfred Sauerland aswell.
     
  22. ILLUMINATI

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    -8 Divisions
    -1 Champion per division..no more alphabets...
    -Same Day Weigh-in
    -15 Rounds fight
    -Every year the fans get to pick one dream fight they would like to see...Cotto vs. Mayweather...Pavlik vs. Abraham...etc...all fight most be WRITE-ins NO MULTIPLE choices.....that way we can rid of dumb asses who don't really follow boxing....but wanna see Pacquiao vs. Tyson...or some stupid shit like that....
     
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    Same day weigh in's still wont eliminate all the weight cutting predators my peach.
     
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    If I had my way....

    Any heavyweight who came in over 12% body fat would have his purse distributed among every person who paid to watch him and he would be banned for a year.

    3 deliberate clinches in a round would be a point off - no ifs no buts.

    Title fights would be 15 rounds.

    PPv would be eliminated.

    Fighters would have to defend their title at least 4 times a year or lose it. Injured? Interm title fight.

    Floyd Mayweather would lose every penny on the stock market.

    David Haye would clean up the heavyweight division, while staying below 225lb.

    Young fighters would turn pro earlier and fight 40 crafty but limited journeymen in their first two years before we've even heard of them.

    Amateur boxing would go back to actually being boxing.

    Floyd senior would lose the power of speech to larynx cancer.

    Oscar De la Hoya would sleep with Lampley's daughter & never call her just out of hilarious badness.

    There would be a happy ending to the Mike Tyson saga.
     
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  25. Double L

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    nice. now ask yourself how old the person who might've made a post like this would probably be. and then refute the notion that you could possibly care enough about me to wish death on me and figure out what it is you're really angry about. is your penis really really small?
     
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    dsimon writes:

    Excellent excellent!!! Just as with Cupey's list I agree 100% :bears::bears:
     
  27. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    i think when Bernard stopped DLH he should have taken a dump on his face
     
  28. Double L

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    you mean in keeping with your scatalogical fetish? would you like a woman to take a dump on your head? i bet that'd turn you on, wouldn't it? don't be ashamed. the world is full of dimented freaks like you.
     
  29. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    I think you mean to say Demented

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/demented
     
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