If Tim Sylvia is an elite striker...

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  1. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    hanzy would you rape from the asses? I mean really.. put it in? pretend he is a girl and put it in slow in his butt?
     
  2. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    This is a great thread!!!!:2:
     
  3. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    :2: anwser me Hanzy.. woudl you rape him? I mean put it in slow and dry in to from the asses butt hole?
     
  4. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    :nono:Never!!!! From the Ashes is a good man when he's sober. But he talks too much and he looks down on people who don't share his opinions. Calling me Mentok!!!! Even though I was trying to reason with him, but the smartass would have none of it. He shall feel the wrath of Hanzy. Now....let me just open up Photoshop and grab From the Ashes' photo. I think he'll look good with Tim Sylvia's dick in his mouth! Maybe a double assf*ck with FourHooks?
     
  5. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    but if he talks trash while drunk, wouldnt you want to SODOMIZE him? put your big indian snake in his dirty butt hole?:nixweiss:
     
  6. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    fdgdssddw wtf is wrong with you? :nixweiss:
     
  7. Tam Tam

    Tam Tam "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Fuck you Pandy. You couldn't let it lie, could you? I'm being fucked here, with no recourse. Ain't a thing I can do about it.

    You happy, you little flano wearing, canadian cunt rag? :9:
     
  8. I'm happy.

    I love you Tam.
     
  9. godking

    godking Leap-Amateur

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    Guys who only have a CRAPPY pawing jab basic rudementals in fighting tall and a lazy 1-2 combo are not ''elite'' strikers
     
  10. MAXWELL

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    Actually in the monson fight tims actually throwing some good combos when they are on their feet.
     
  11. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Free to AssF*ck, why are you still posting here???? How many times do I have to tell you to get your ignorant blind ass back to the boxing section? Be off with you!!!! You're making FightBeat's MMA board look bad with your presence here. I don't want 'dumbassness' disease spreading throughout Fightbeat.:nono:
     
  12. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Monson's a heavy bag. F*cking 4'2 midget who thinks lifting truck tires and pushing vans uphill is adequate training for MMA. Slyvia was hitting something that came up to his waist. It was like sparring practice. When the object moves a little and hits back, Sylvia's like a fish on land. Completely out of his element.
     
  13. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    Are you saying you are not attracted to from the asses butt?
     
  14. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Hey F*ck The Assholes, are you calling Randy Couture a balding faggot? He raped your hero Sylvia like a damn joke. Just like I told he was a piece of crap fighter all along, but your dumbass would have none of it cause you're like that other drunken clown Fourhooks. Cats like you jump on the bandwagon without a second thought based on some guy's last performance. No wonder people like Dana White are so easily able to manipulate the public. Cause the public consists of ignorant fans like you and FourHooks. Guys who don't know sh*t and see 1 or 2 fights and think they know what they're talking about when really, you can't even wipe your ass without using both hands! Fool!
     
  15. Azazel

    Azazel "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    :2: :2:
     
  16. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    ghfjdgs
    ghfjdgs ghfjdgs :2:
     
  17. FourHooks

    FourHooks Undisputed Champion

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    eh....point taken....cant win em all
     
  18. FourHooks

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    Fuck man, Hanzy is going after me pretty hard here....I didnt say shit, and he's red dot deep in my asshole....

    Sylvia KO1 Hanzy ..... thats all that matters to me
     
  19. FourHooks

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    BTW Hanzy, on a serious note, I'd bet I've WATCHED more than twice the fights you have.....Does that make me an expert, nah, but at least I'm not a fat smelly piece of shit either:nixweiss:
     
  20. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    :2:Now that the trash of the UFC has been eliminated, we can worry about the REAL fighters. Couture says he's ready and willing to take on CroCop.
     
  21. FourHooks

    FourHooks Undisputed Champion

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    Then I'll start with that one right were I left of last time....Cro Cop will kill Couture, just the way Sylvia SHOULD have
     
  22. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    You could watch a trillion more fights than me and you'd still be a retarted fuck for ever thinking that Tim Sylvia was an elite striker. Silly boy!:jester:
     
  23. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Should have? The motherf*cker got DOMINATED AND RAPED for 5 rounds. How should Tim have won when he can't even get 1 takedown or even land a jab? The guy doesn't even belong in the same dojo as Couture. When Tim started out, he was actually sparring with Couture. As Jason MacDonald would tell you, Couture was throwing his big ass around like a 20lb kid back then too. It was all a big joke to Couture. He thought so little of Tim Sylvia and it's obvious why now.
     
  24. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Sylvia KO1 FourHooks.......so what now?:nixweiss:
     
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    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Complete destruction, I'm having a hard time breathing laughing from this. :jester:
     
  26. FourHooks

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    so now we're both knocked the fuck out, but you're still a fat smelly fucking dot head mother fucker with a love for cocksucking
     
  27. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    How come you don't come around here anymore?:nixweiss: We used to have some really fun times!
    :2:
     
  28. LOK

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    Randy would KO Crap Cop as well
     
  29. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Randy's awesome! Can't count that guy out. Dude is smart, he's able to exploit weaknesses in many fighters' games.
     

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