Joe Louis vs David Haye

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  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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  2. Fortunato

    Fortunato WBC Champion

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    Haye spontaneously combusts on the way to the ring to get out of the fight.
     
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    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Haye might be able to bum rush and score a knockdown but he's getting discombobulated and flattened sooner or later.
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Am gonna say it, I don't really get the thing in the UK with David Haye. I know the heavyweight division was bereft at the time outside of the Klitschkos, but I never took him seriously as a genuine challenger. He was a good cruiser, and the Mormeck win was a fine win, but even there his reputation is massively overstated. I've heard people call him the second best cruiser behind Holyfield (now 3rd after Usyk), its bollocks. Qawi would have ruined him. I actually thought he lost the Valuev fight, which is considered his greatest win (ffs). He was quick and had power, so I wouldn't rule out a flash knockdown, but he got REALLY sloppy once a fight got past the 3rd, Louis fucking terrorises him past that point.
     
  5. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Lol, come on. This would be a rout
     
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    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    If Haye drops Louis it would be more like a Tito Trinidad "whoops I went down, now I woke up and I'm gonna plaster the shit outta you" flash knockdown
     
  7. George Crowcroft

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    Getting Haye in the ring would be as hard as beating Joe Louis.
     
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    David's chances are as likely as finding a needle in a HAYEstack
     
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  9. Erratic

    Erratic "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Agreed, I thought he was so sloppy. As they would say here, “a leap amateur”.

    People raved so much about his hand speed, and his right hand was indeed fast and powerful. But the speed on his combos were not impressive. They were all sloppy and not fluid.
     
  10. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    yeah, his pot shot ''straight right hand'' was fast and nicely executed, but the rest of his game was rather slow and sloppy
     
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    Erratic "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I remember one UK writer saying “David Haye is easily the fastest heavyweight since a prime Muhammad Ali”. Some commentators said the same thing during one of his fights, I think against John Ruiz.

    I was wondering what the hell they were looking at, or if they never heard of this totally obscure guy who became the youngest HW champ ever in 86’.
     
  12. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    To be honest, there's no such thing as an UK writer or commentator. They're all cheerleaders over there.
     
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    Deasil Leap-Amateur

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    I'm a Brit and I completely agree with this. Didn't used to be so bad, but it's unbearable now.
     
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