Julio Cesar Chavez vs Acelino Freitas @ 135

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  1. whiskey

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    What's the over-under?
     
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    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I am sure this is inspired by the quitting urge both displayed, but Chavez would, forgive me for being technical, he would sodomize Freitas and the tears in the post fight would be from his torn anus.
     
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    Unless Fruity brings the IRS with him, he'd get flogged to death and would quit inside 6.
     
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    7 rounds
     
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    Remember the scene in 'Passion of The Christ' when the Romans smash the fuck out of Jesus?
    This would be far, far worse.
     
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    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Jesus didn't have the opportunity to give up though. However if Fretias' corner was allowed to throw him back in the ring against his will, the comparison would be valid. :lol: :laughing:
     
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    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I don't think he'd get the chance to quit. Chavez would paralyze him with bodyshots forcing a stoppage.
     
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    It wont be worse than that...not even in relative boxing speak.

    Frietas will have a little success for the first few rounds with his speed and power and then as soon as chavez inevitably closes the gap and starts pounding him with body shots and left hooks...Frietas will simply quit before absorbing too much punishment...
     
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    Ummm........ no he wouldnt. We're talking 135 here, Chavez's best weight. If Rosario had no success, Fruitass would be blown away. Julio would cut off the ring on Fruity immediately, and Fruitass' punches would feel like jelly beans to Julio. It would be a short, one sided brutal beatdown.
     
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    Chavez in a massacre
     
  11. Mean Mr Mustard

    Mean Mr Mustard "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Yeah, the same way Dizzy Gillespie massacres Miles Davis in a trumpet-playing contest.
    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    :clap:
     
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    Fruity gets stopped for sure. And early. I don't think he'd respond well at all to Julio's body-shots.

    Fruity could use his legs for a while, but he tires after about 3 rounds of that.

    And Fruity certainly could not keep Chavez at bay with his power. Fruity would basically have to switch into retreat mode almost immediately, which means his shitty stamina would collapse by the third round. As I said.

    Chavez over Fruity in round 3 or 4.
     
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    Freitas by wild overhand right 2 seconds after the bell TKO 12.:cool:
     
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    Don't pretend to know shit. Chavez quit the same number of times Freitas did, at least.
     
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    Why are you always following me? :dunno:

    I have a girlfriend Zachary, and I don't date queers. :cool:
     
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    NO!
    But banned me for saying Benn just busted up Mexican Roadsweepers.!!!!!!! :nono: :nono:

    Are you still with that Oriental chick? :dunno:
     
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    Yup, both the bane and jewel of my life. She likes boxing more though which has made it easier (that and condomless sex). :cool:
     

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