Jurassic World II

teaser...trailer Friday


MOCUS CUNT!!!

 

Nothing these shitbirds have made in the last 20 years has come anywhere remotely close to sniffing the original.

 

Not a big fan of the last one. I was hoping they forgot about this franchise.

 

Agreed with all.
Jurassic World was watchable for a one-time popcorn movie but I got bored 3/4 through it.

Jurassic Park II and III weren' much good either.

 

II was actually decent (not great, but pretty good) up until the part when the T-Rex leaves the island. Then it becomes incredibly fucking stupid.

III was highly forgettable.

And I agree with you on Jurassic World. Fun for a one time viewing, but I tried rewatching it and it was very cheesy and stupid.

The original remains great to this day.

 

Yeah. Complete shit.
And Ian (Jeff Goldblum) Malcom's little black daughter (!?) gymnastically parallel bar-kicking the velociraptors....

Malcolm was actually a high point in Park and Park II.

 

Looks like Goldblum will be back for this one. I doubt he'll be able to save it from mediocrity.

 

Oh that's right because it's Jeff-Goldblum-career-reboot isn't it?
Independence Day II, Thor: Ragnarok, Jurassic World....

Cunt couldnt get arrested 3 years ago...

 

Goldblum will always be Seth Brundle to me:

 

Goldblum is fun. He's like a tall Jewy Nic Cage. I always like to see him in a flick, even if it's some sell-out paycheck cashing piece of shit to keep him busy.

 

Hideaway was the pinnacle of goldblum's weirdo persona.

 

It's impossible to beat the original, simply because it was the original. It was the first time we saw realistic looking dinosaurs on screen and we were introduced to the Earth Tremors every time the T Rex took a step, which was classic...plus the introduction of the Raptors of course. Because it was the first...you can never again recreate that drama.

 

I actually enjoyed ALL of the sequels...I agree with the consensus though that part III was certainly the worst (still entertaining though). I very much enjoyed "World" though, although it was very stupid at times. Part 2 was as good as part one, until the T Rex rampaged through San Diego.

 

Full trailer

 

The trailer spoiled the entire movie.

 

Well, you can´t really ´ruin´ a piece of shit, but yeah - a 21/2 mins trailer showing everything you need to know.

 

LOL, I wasn't really thinking about it, but yeah, they just gave us the entire narrative from beginning to end.

 

I agree. I enjoy them all and to be honest I actually find the ending part of the original dull and switch channelable. That stupid part where the kids are running from the raptors kills the movie for me.

 

Looks nearly as ridiculous as the last one.

But it has dinosaurs in it,so I'll watch

 

word. No need to watch it now

 

Looks unbelievably stupid. Will I still watch it though? Yeah, on Fire Stick or when it comes out on HBO.... won't pay for it in the theatres.

 

Even pre T-Rex leaving the Island, 2 was NOT as good as one.

However, up until that point, Part 2 was a lot better than Jurassic World.

 

Part 2 was every bit as good as Part 1 until the T-Rex in San Diego bullshit. I particularly liked the introduction of those small pack dinosaurs and how they ate that guy who accidentally wandered off from the group. I also liked the entire sequence with the mommy and daddy T Rex coming after their kid. Also this character was absolutely kickass:

 

The first was simply better made than the sequels. Probably because, like you said... the story had never been told before.

 

Second trailer

 

This....Lost World was great if you eliminate the San Diego/Cali end scenes...and replace the annoying little black girl n her shitty gymnastic scene..

 

Didn't even like the original Jurassic Park

Can somebody come up with something new?

 

Jurassic Park was kind of original.

Just malfunctioning robots replaced with 'DNAosaurs'...

 

Oh I agree the original was original

I just mean like in general all these remakes prequels sequels etc